Fellow Yaoi-Fans and Slashers? Anyone? *puppy eyes*

This... this has never happened to me before. O.O I can't find a single slashfic for Morganville, not even just a crack または OcxOC pairing. Nor have I ever seen discussions または speculations または wistful musings... Am I the only slasher in this fandom? Seriously?
Not cool, dudes. -.-

(For those of あなた who don't know, スラッシュ is a type of fanfiction. It's romance between two boys. やおい is a genre of anime/manga which is, again, romance between two boys.)