Miley sings:
And now I take it home, with the parietal bone
It might be crazy, but I learn that way
Temporal and frontal too
And now I'm finally through
That makes 206
I found a way that clicks

Miley thinks and dances:
When I ミルク the cow
On Uncle Earl's farm
I use the ulna bone
That is in my arm
Miley shouts:
MOO YAH!

Miley mouths: Help!
Lily: She can't do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel.
Oliver: Way ahead of you. あなた want paper cut, bit my tongue または a nose bleed?
Lily: Oh, nose bleed is my favorite!
Oliver: Well, lean back 'cuz your in the splashing zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it's a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it's gusher!) It's a gusher, that's what it is! Look everyone, it's a gusher.
Mrs. Kunkel: Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We should put あなた in a helmet.
Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal bone, it might be crazy...
Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart!
Miley: Leg cramp! I just need to あなた know, shake it off with some dance steps...
Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! I warned あなた about cheating. Your test is over.
Miley: But, I'm not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can 移動する it.
Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest あなた 移動する it down to the principal's office. Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when あなた see your brother, you're there.

(Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in)

Miley sings:
Everybody knows the BONES（ボーンズ）-骨は語る-
Just had to find a way
Everybody knows what I'm talkin 'bout
Thats how I'll get an A

Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you...
Lily: Just give her a chance. Please!

Miley sings:
My bod has many parts
And this is where it starts
Phalanges I have ten
And Metatarsals then
I got some Tarsals too
I'll put 'em in my shoe

Oliver: She's tellin' the truth

Miley sings:
The fibula is 次
According to my text
Then comes the tibia
That ain't no fibia

And now up to my knee,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's the patella to me

Mley and Lily sing:
We're doing the bone dance
あなた study the 回答
Again and again til I get it right
Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:
We're doing the bone dance
あなた dance and あなた learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect

Miley: Come on everybody 移動する those...fe..femurs
Rico: Yeah, によって the look of these tests, あなた losers need all the help あなた can get.

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:
We're doin' the bone dance
あなた dance and あなた learn it...

The class sings:
And now I take it ホーム
With the Parietal bone
It might be crazy
But we learn that way

Temporal and frontal too
And now we're finally through
That makes 206
I found a way that clicks

(Speaking): Bone Thugs in the house

We're doing the bone dance
あなた study the 回答
Again and again till I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
あなた dance and あなた learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect

WORD!

Mrs. Kunkel: That's it! Stewart, I'm going to get the principal.
Miley: What...?
Mrs. Kunkel: I want あなた to 表示する him that dance. It's the best study technique I've ever seen!
Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably):
によって the way,
あなた got an A!
Word!

Miley, Lily, and Oliver:
We're goin' to Europe!

Miley: Give me some metacarpal love!

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly:
We're doin' the bone dance,
あなた study the 回答

Miley: What?
Rico: That song, those moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer...
Miley: Kelly Clarkson?
Lily: Hilary Duff?
Oliver: JayZ!
Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana!
(Pause)
Miley, Lily, Oliver: HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!
Miley: Hannah Montana, あなた little joker! You're so...
Rico: You're right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!
Oliver: Yeah, what were あなた thinking? We're talkin' about nothin' upstairs if あなた know what I mean.
Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you!
Oliver: Oh, I can see あなた too!
Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!