2.Keep calling him King Giles
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
4.Be a fangirl like me who wants to follow him around and hug him all the time
5.Tell him his son is in 愛 with a servant
6.Tell him "It's a Kind of Magic" should be Camelot's national anthem
7.Tell him he looks hot in a トング, ひも
8.Put superglue on his 王位
9.Graffitti "Uther loves Troll Lady" in the palace bathrooms
10.Bedazzle all the clothes in his closet
11.Exchange his royal robes for tweed
12.Fish out the 写真 of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, または better yet just アップロード them to facebook!
13.Tell him that as a king, he should be もっと見る ethical and stop wearing leather. He will now effectively have to go around naked.
14.Throw your グローブ at him.
15.Tell him he's a hypocritical prat
16.Give him a pretty ネックレス that looks identical to the Troll Lady's one