1. "'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'"

2. "Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad あなた could 登録する us.""

3. " Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot フライドチキン, フライド チキン sandwich? あなた betcha."

4. "I took a bite of the cookie and chewed. 'Hmm,' I said, trying not to spit crumbs. 'Clear with vanilla notes, too-sweet チョコレート chips, distinct flavor of brown sugar. A descent cookie, not spectacular. Still, a good hearted cookie, not pretentious.' I turned to Fang. 'What say you?'
'It's fine.'"

5. "They turned to Angel. "We will call あなた Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," 発言しました エンジェル agreeably. "I'll call あなた Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested."

6. "'And how do あなた spell that???' the agent asked.
'Captain, like the captain of a ship," the Gasman explained. 'And then Terror, あなた know, T-E-R-O-R.'

7. "Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digest fish, krill, and an oily substance from their father's stomachs. Are あなた willing to eat a bunch of raw 魚 and krill, then barf it back up into a baby penguin's cute cheeping mouth? Like, every hour?"

8.
"Oh. My. God," Total breathed, stopping dead. He stared up at her as if her were a starving man and she was a Snickers bar. He shook his head. "I know it's daylight, because the sun has started to shine again!" He inhaled deeply. "And the air--the air is suddenly perfumed with--"
"Jet fuel, hot tar, dirty bird kids, and a malamute," I 発言しました nudging him フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして with my foot.

9. "I'm brilliant! I'm a genus! I could blow up the whole world!"
I raised my eyebrows
"Not that I want to of course" Gazzy 発言しました and gave a little cough.

10.
"Man, あなた weigh a freaking ton! What have あなた been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?"

11.
"I can talk to fish!" エンジェル 発言しました happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us."

12. "You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said."

13. "Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it."

14.
"Iggy: Can I come in?
Max: No! I'm in a towel!
Iggy: I'm blind!"

15. "Holy [Insert your choice of a swear word here]," 発言しました Fang"

16.
"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."

17. "I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much."

18.
"Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world's entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced によって one based on the value of chocolate. "

19. "If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit もっと見る color and texture, but the Senate -- jeez. Yes, let's have もっと見る testosterone running the country.

20. "I vill now destroy dah Snickuhs bahs!"

21. "Uh-huh," I said. "Because all あなた mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is pathetic."

22. "And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max または you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And によって the way, あなた clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do あなた see Fang arguing with me? No, あなた do not."
Fang rolled his eyes."

23. "De tall, dark vun- dere's nothing special about him at all," ter Borcht 発言しました dismissively of Fang.
Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. One side of Fang's mouth quirked."

24. "I feel like pudding. プリン with nerve endings. プリン in great pain!

25. I 愛 the "baby plane...its going to grow up to be a 747 someday"

26. "1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
2)Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3)Sarcastic "youve got to be kidding me"

27. "Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot"

28. "Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me"

29. "Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help あなた because fair is fair? Try I need あなた to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat あなた with it. I might respond to that, maybe."

30. "Total you're black" Iggy said.
"I prefer Canine American"

31. "I take it あなた don't want me to call your parents."
"Umm, No."
Hello, Lab? May I speak to a test tube please?

32. And I also laugh really hard with
“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
“And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”-Ig
“And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere.” -Gazzy
“And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky,” -Nudge
“Yeah. I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, あなた fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!”

33. 'Buckingham Palace? あなた know, like where the クイーン Lives. And Mr. Queen?'

34. “Did あなた know that wasn’t me, the other Max?”
“Yeah.” “When?” “Right away.” “How?”
“She offered to cook breakfast.”

35. “Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?”
“Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica.”

36. Gazzy:"What does that mean?" (points to sign saying stay off third rail) Fang:" It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Tough it and you're human popcorn"