Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when あなた fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked あなた out of hell?
He says "Where have あなた been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did あなた find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen あなた someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do あなた do for a living?
Female:...
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