From an Eメール I got.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying あなた screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything あなた are not.
愛 may be beautiful, 愛 may be bliss,
But I only slept with あなた 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 愛 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
バラ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the バラ are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, あなた take my breath away.
What have あなた stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for あなた no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying あなた screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything あなた are not.
愛 may be beautiful, 愛 may be bliss,
But I only slept with あなた 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 愛 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
バラ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the バラ are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, あなた take my breath away.
What have あなた stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for あなた no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Not the water that travels in a flow
Not the earth that sits below
Not the wind that blows through his hair
Not the 火災, 火 that shines in his stare
None of the four old elements will do
Let's add a fifth, for me and you
One for the smile that sits on our faces
One that makes our hearts take off at paces
That slams our hearts against our ribs
That takes no offence to the jokes and the fibs
Something that reflects even better than Colors(色) light
Something that makes あなた feel in flight
A feel that makes あなた thirst for more
A feel like water at beaches shore
A thing that makes あなた do hand-in-hand
A special thing あなた wouldn't trade for all the land
A truth and care あなた see in his eyes
A truth and care clearer than the clearest skies
A 火災, 火 bright to burn forever
A 火災, 火 あなた keep going together
One that makes あなた smile and makes your ハート, 心 throb
One that's really for us, just us
Let's call it Love...
Not the earth that sits below
Not the wind that blows through his hair
Not the 火災, 火 that shines in his stare
None of the four old elements will do
Let's add a fifth, for me and you
One for the smile that sits on our faces
One that makes our hearts take off at paces
That slams our hearts against our ribs
That takes no offence to the jokes and the fibs
Something that reflects even better than Colors(色) light
Something that makes あなた feel in flight
A feel that makes あなた thirst for more
A feel like water at beaches shore
A thing that makes あなた do hand-in-hand
A special thing あなた wouldn't trade for all the land
A truth and care あなた see in his eyes
A truth and care clearer than the clearest skies
A 火災, 火 bright to burn forever
A 火災, 火 あなた keep going together
One that makes あなた smile and makes your ハート, 心 throb
One that's really for us, just us
Let's call it Love...
Then, all of a sudden I saw a light, a bright light.
As I followed it, I noticed that with each step, all the sadness, sorrow and all of that was vanishing.
Then, I found myself being invaded, invaded によって joy, happiness and love.
The light became brighter and brighter, and i heard a voice, a sweet gentle voice, asking me to embrace the light, to follow it, so I did.
The light became so intense that I had to close my eyes, but when I opened them I saw it clearly, I saw the エンジェル who had just saved me.
Nessie, that エンジェル was you!^^
Thanks for all the happiness あなた brought to my life^^ あなた mean a lot to me, I 愛 you! <33