THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying あなた screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything あなた are not.
愛 may be beautiful, 愛 may be bliss,
But I only slept with あなた 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 愛 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
バラ are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the バラ are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 愛 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, あなた take my breath away.
What have あなた stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for あなた no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
The tenth is for peace around the world,
The ninth is for the sad, lonely girls.
The eighth is for the 愛 I'll never have.
The seventh is for mom and dad.
The six the is for this world to be real,
The fifth is for three filling meals.
The fourth is for beauty and grace,
The third is for a shatter less day.
The 秒 is for my personality not to be a drooper,
And the last is for the man I 愛 named Cooper.
I wish for these at least. If you'd like some more, consider these.
The eleventh is for a less twisted soul,
The twelfth is for some スープ in a bowl.
The thirteenth is for a longer life,
The fourteenth is to be his wife.
The fifteenth is for a laugh from his mouth
The sixteenth is for hope he won't go south.
The seventeenth is for his emotions and happiness,
The eighteenth is for him without sadness.
The nineteenth is for a ホーム with him,
And the final for our 愛 filled to the brim.
This 記事 was written によって ファンポップ guest contributor Trina G.
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