Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A サンドイッチ OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though あなた were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the サンドイッチ yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the 落花生, ピーナッツ バター sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the ゼリー sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow 落花生, ピーナッツ バター または ゼリー サンドイッチ into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of ゼリー at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of 落花生, ピーナッツ バター lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and ゼリー サンドイッチ and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a サンドイッチ out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the サンドイッチ anyway
3. Realize that あなた were the instrument によって which the ingredients chose to make a サンドイッチ after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol または Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the サンドイッチ “brother”
3. Place 落花生, ピーナッツ バター slice over ゼリー slice
4. Spread ゼリー on the other slice
5. Spread 落花生, ピーナッツ バター on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim あなた coerced them into making the サンドイッチ for あなた all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make あなた another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as あなた start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
Darlton
1. Make a 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and ゼリー sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say あなた had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A サンドイッチ OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though あなた were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the サンドイッチ yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the 落花生, ピーナッツ バター sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the ゼリー sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow 落花生, ピーナッツ バター または ゼリー サンドイッチ into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of ゼリー at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of 落花生, ピーナッツ バター lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and ゼリー サンドイッチ and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a サンドイッチ out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the サンドイッチ anyway
3. Realize that あなた were the instrument によって which the ingredients chose to make a サンドイッチ after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol または Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the サンドイッチ “brother”
3. Place 落花生, ピーナッツ バター slice over ゼリー slice
4. Spread ゼリー on the other slice
5. Spread 落花生, ピーナッツ バター on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim あなた coerced them into making the サンドイッチ for あなた all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make あなた another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as あなた start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, 落花生, ピーナッツ butter
Darlton
1. Make a 落花生, ピーナッツ バター and ゼリー sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say あなた had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
