Aragorn and Arwen

1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth または a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that あなた had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One によって One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge 発言しました you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron 発言しました you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting 次 to each...

Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do あなた like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are あなた going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish 質問 I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...