1. Offer him Visine at inappropriate moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth または a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that あなた had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One によって One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge 発言しました you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron 発言しました you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting 次 to each...
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