This was not written によって me but によって Ellyn, a fanfiction writer.
It's a humorous story about what would happen if 21 century girl's(a Legolas/Bloom fangirl's) dream came true and she was transported into Middle Earth and accompany the fellowship.
Warning:Very realistic story!
1.chapter- Why falling into Middle-earth isn't the best thing that can happen to a girl.
Amber woke up with a headache. And very confused. She was not in her ホーム town, in her own street, but on a grassy glade in a forest. What the fuck...? She looked around. What happened?! Where am I?!? This must be a dream. Except that she could see it was not.
Okay, I have to find out where I am and what's going on. But first... She opened her 財布 that still hung from her shoulder and took out a mirror. Amber Aphrodite Crystal never ever walked around the world – または worlds, as it seemed – looking anything less than perfect. She gave herself a critical look.
Oh, no! she thought in despair. Her appearance was ruined. She had a red bruise and a small scratch on the cheek, and her hair was a mess. She started ransacking the 財布 in 検索 of a comb, but then a stern voice froze her in place.
"Don't move! Raise your hands so that we can see them!"
"Ohmygod!" she squeaked in a low voice and dropped her purse. She looked towards the forest but couldn't see anyone. She slowly raised her hands... and then the speaker appeared.
An old man, with a grey cloak, pointy hat and a stick. Two dark-haired men with grey eyes – both hot in spite of their stern looks, she noticed as she stared with her mouth and eyes wide open – then another man, this one blond with blue eyes and even hotter than the 前 two, if that was possible at all... And yes, there were some more. But the other five were small and not good-looking at all.
Hold up. Her brain was trying to piece everything together, as her eyes registered quite unusual sights. Swords. Bows. Arrows. No modern technology. And they were nine. Nine. One of them looking like an old wizard. Four of them looking like hobbits. One, looking like a dwarf. And the blond... he was beyond gorgeous and he had pointy ears. An elf!
"Squeeee!" she let an excited cry. "This must be Lord of the Rings! Ohmygawd! This just must be!" And she started jumping in thrill.
"Be still!" the old man commanded. They exchanged glances. "Who are あなた and what do あなた know about the Ring?"
"Oh, just chill, I am your friend," she answered with the widest smile she could manage. At the same time, she was trying to fix her hair, still messy from her fall. "I know all about you, and I will do all that I can to help you. My name is Amber Aphrodite Crystal and I come from... err ..." She stopped, thinking how to explain that. Oopsy. This might be tricky. She'd have to work hard on this.
"I've never heard of such a name," 発言しました the man who wore a big white horn attached to his belt, before she had a chance to continue. "This is not a name from any language of any friendly people."
"You must be Boromir!" she exclaimed, looking at his horn and shield. "Which means that you're Aragorn. あなた must be Gandalf. And that means that you," she turned to the blond-haired warrior, "are Legolas." She smiled softly and half-closed her eyes, giving him a seductive look. One that had never failed her before. No boy in her school could ever resist that look.
So why doesn't he fall for me on the first sight? Why are his eyes still icy cold and alert?
"She knows our names and about the Ring. And she has a very strange name, looks very strange and won't tell us where she comes from... I don't like this," Gandalf 発言しました pensively.
"I'm not strange! I'm so your friend, really! And it's not that I don't want to tell あなた where I come from! It is just a little complicated's all ..." she spoke quickly, nodding. But all she could see in their eyes were vigilance and distrust.
"Where do あなた come from?" demanded Legolas.
Oh, shit. How can I explain that I come from another world? That I came here through some crazy-ass magic that I can't understand? And how can I explain how I know all about them?
"I'm..." she began and then stopped and tried to smile. "Like I said, it's complicated."
"I've never seen such clothes," 発言しました Aragorn. All of them were looking at her carefully and with caution. For a moment, she wanted to tell them that she wore not just any jeans, but Diesels, and that no one else in the school looked hotter in a peplum shirt. But just as she opened her mouth, he cut her off. "She must be coming from a really distant place. East, probably, as these clothes wouldn't be comfortable in the Harad sun."
"East? Most probably," Boromir agreed. "Sauron's spy. または she comes from even もっと見る distant lands from the east, where live enemies unknown till now."
Gawd! Why are they so stupid? Can't they see? "I'm so not your enemy!" she cried.
"Then who are you? Speak!" Gandalf commanded so sharply that she jumped. She whined and stumbled.
"What is this?" Frodo asked before Amber could say anything. He held her 財布 and looked inside. "This must be hers..." Then he passed the 財布 to Gandalf and Aragorn.
"It's my things! My personal stuff," she answered and tried to take it, but as she moved towards the wizard, she found the blade of Gimli's axe pointed towards her.
"No rash movements, girl," he warned her coldly.
She gave him the most scornful look she could manage, but he remained unmoved. Then she tried another weapon – sweet puppy-dog look. Unsuccessfully, again. Finally, she gave him a piercing, angry glare. But he was indifferent to all her endeavors.
Grrrrrrrrr!!! &%$$#%%#$#/$!
"This might be some weapon unseen so far." Amber was startled from her angry thoughts によって Gandalf's voice. He held her cell phone, and he and Aragorn were carefully inspecting it. "It has some strange light of its own and emits strange sounds... I've never seen anything like it."
"It's only a cell!" she explained with a smile, but comprehension didn't appear in their eyes. They all continued to stare at her with caution. "I mean... it's a device for communication. Like, a communication device? あなた can talk to other people who are far away from you, like, y'know, and..."
"And this looks even もっと見る disturbing," Aragorn's voice interrupted her babbling. He held her school 本 in his hands and showed them to the others. "These are letters I've never seen, and I have travelled farther east and south than anyone. And look at those strange pictures and symbols. This can't mean anything good. Who knows what secrets and threats are written here." He frowned.
"Threats?! Those are only algebra formulas!" she screamed. And then she realized her words only made it worse. Algebra sounded way too alien, way too threatening. Not to mention formulas. Their glances became even もっと見る suspicious.
Gandalf gave her a critical look. "Strange clothes, 本 full of unknown spells, written in unknown symbols, strange weapons..." He shook his head. "This doesn't bode well. We can't let her go free. She should remain with us and we must keep an eye on her. または better to say, two eyes." Everybody in the Fellowship nodded in agreement.
And Amber realized that the big dream-come-true of her life was turning into deep shit.
It's a humorous story about what would happen if 21 century girl's(a Legolas/Bloom fangirl's) dream came true and she was transported into Middle Earth and accompany the fellowship.
Warning:Very realistic story!
1.chapter- Why falling into Middle-earth isn't the best thing that can happen to a girl.
Amber woke up with a headache. And very confused. She was not in her ホーム town, in her own street, but on a grassy glade in a forest. What the fuck...? She looked around. What happened?! Where am I?!? This must be a dream. Except that she could see it was not.
Okay, I have to find out where I am and what's going on. But first... She opened her 財布 that still hung from her shoulder and took out a mirror. Amber Aphrodite Crystal never ever walked around the world – または worlds, as it seemed – looking anything less than perfect. She gave herself a critical look.
Oh, no! she thought in despair. Her appearance was ruined. She had a red bruise and a small scratch on the cheek, and her hair was a mess. She started ransacking the 財布 in 検索 of a comb, but then a stern voice froze her in place.
"Don't move! Raise your hands so that we can see them!"
"Ohmygod!" she squeaked in a low voice and dropped her purse. She looked towards the forest but couldn't see anyone. She slowly raised her hands... and then the speaker appeared.
An old man, with a grey cloak, pointy hat and a stick. Two dark-haired men with grey eyes – both hot in spite of their stern looks, she noticed as she stared with her mouth and eyes wide open – then another man, this one blond with blue eyes and even hotter than the 前 two, if that was possible at all... And yes, there were some more. But the other five were small and not good-looking at all.
Hold up. Her brain was trying to piece everything together, as her eyes registered quite unusual sights. Swords. Bows. Arrows. No modern technology. And they were nine. Nine. One of them looking like an old wizard. Four of them looking like hobbits. One, looking like a dwarf. And the blond... he was beyond gorgeous and he had pointy ears. An elf!
"Squeeee!" she let an excited cry. "This must be Lord of the Rings! Ohmygawd! This just must be!" And she started jumping in thrill.
"Be still!" the old man commanded. They exchanged glances. "Who are あなた and what do あなた know about the Ring?"
"Oh, just chill, I am your friend," she answered with the widest smile she could manage. At the same time, she was trying to fix her hair, still messy from her fall. "I know all about you, and I will do all that I can to help you. My name is Amber Aphrodite Crystal and I come from... err ..." She stopped, thinking how to explain that. Oopsy. This might be tricky. She'd have to work hard on this.
"I've never heard of such a name," 発言しました the man who wore a big white horn attached to his belt, before she had a chance to continue. "This is not a name from any language of any friendly people."
"You must be Boromir!" she exclaimed, looking at his horn and shield. "Which means that you're Aragorn. あなた must be Gandalf. And that means that you," she turned to the blond-haired warrior, "are Legolas." She smiled softly and half-closed her eyes, giving him a seductive look. One that had never failed her before. No boy in her school could ever resist that look.
So why doesn't he fall for me on the first sight? Why are his eyes still icy cold and alert?
"She knows our names and about the Ring. And she has a very strange name, looks very strange and won't tell us where she comes from... I don't like this," Gandalf 発言しました pensively.
"I'm not strange! I'm so your friend, really! And it's not that I don't want to tell あなた where I come from! It is just a little complicated's all ..." she spoke quickly, nodding. But all she could see in their eyes were vigilance and distrust.
"Where do あなた come from?" demanded Legolas.
Oh, shit. How can I explain that I come from another world? That I came here through some crazy-ass magic that I can't understand? And how can I explain how I know all about them?
"I'm..." she began and then stopped and tried to smile. "Like I said, it's complicated."
"I've never seen such clothes," 発言しました Aragorn. All of them were looking at her carefully and with caution. For a moment, she wanted to tell them that she wore not just any jeans, but Diesels, and that no one else in the school looked hotter in a peplum shirt. But just as she opened her mouth, he cut her off. "She must be coming from a really distant place. East, probably, as these clothes wouldn't be comfortable in the Harad sun."
"East? Most probably," Boromir agreed. "Sauron's spy. または she comes from even もっと見る distant lands from the east, where live enemies unknown till now."
Gawd! Why are they so stupid? Can't they see? "I'm so not your enemy!" she cried.
"Then who are you? Speak!" Gandalf commanded so sharply that she jumped. She whined and stumbled.
"What is this?" Frodo asked before Amber could say anything. He held her 財布 and looked inside. "This must be hers..." Then he passed the 財布 to Gandalf and Aragorn.
"It's my things! My personal stuff," she answered and tried to take it, but as she moved towards the wizard, she found the blade of Gimli's axe pointed towards her.
"No rash movements, girl," he warned her coldly.
She gave him the most scornful look she could manage, but he remained unmoved. Then she tried another weapon – sweet puppy-dog look. Unsuccessfully, again. Finally, she gave him a piercing, angry glare. But he was indifferent to all her endeavors.
Grrrrrrrrr!!! &%$$#%%#$#/$!
"This might be some weapon unseen so far." Amber was startled from her angry thoughts によって Gandalf's voice. He held her cell phone, and he and Aragorn were carefully inspecting it. "It has some strange light of its own and emits strange sounds... I've never seen anything like it."
"It's only a cell!" she explained with a smile, but comprehension didn't appear in their eyes. They all continued to stare at her with caution. "I mean... it's a device for communication. Like, a communication device? あなた can talk to other people who are far away from you, like, y'know, and..."
"And this looks even もっと見る disturbing," Aragorn's voice interrupted her babbling. He held her school 本 in his hands and showed them to the others. "These are letters I've never seen, and I have travelled farther east and south than anyone. And look at those strange pictures and symbols. This can't mean anything good. Who knows what secrets and threats are written here." He frowned.
"Threats?! Those are only algebra formulas!" she screamed. And then she realized her words only made it worse. Algebra sounded way too alien, way too threatening. Not to mention formulas. Their glances became even もっと見る suspicious.
Gandalf gave her a critical look. "Strange clothes, 本 full of unknown spells, written in unknown symbols, strange weapons..." He shook his head. "This doesn't bode well. We can't let her go free. She should remain with us and we must keep an eye on her. または better to say, two eyes." Everybody in the Fellowship nodded in agreement.
And Amber realized that the big dream-come-true of her life was turning into deep shit.
