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Real 愛 Birds! 💕💕

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名言・格言 About 動物 💜

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Science Confirms イヌ愛 Us 🐶🐱

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Science Confirms イヌ愛 Us

Science has confirmed that イヌ愛 us back, because they get the same rush of Oxycontin when they look at us that we get when we look at them.

No, really!

Are あなた telling me イヌ look up at us and see us adorable?

The dog is thinking: I am a fuzzy creature and your a different adorable creature. And あなた smell interesting. I 愛 you!

(The cat is thinking: I am a graceful leader to be worshiped. あなた should bow when I enter the room.)

This explains why superior ネコ occasionally try to bathe us.

It's true. ネコ see us giant, dumb, hairless babies. That's why they bring...

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Life Explained によって God

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Life Explained によって God

When God created the world, he also created the dog, the monkey, and the cow. It's a simple story, told through the eyes of the dog, the monkey, and the cow, and their conversations with God during creation.

God Created the Dog
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all 日によって the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in または walks past. For this, I will give あなた a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give あなた back the other ten?"

So God agreed with the dog.

On the 秒 day, God...

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The Dog’s Diary🐶

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8:00 am - Dog food! My お気に入り thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My お気に入り thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My お気に入り thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My お気に入り thing!
12:00 pm - ミルク bones! My お気に入り thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My お気に入り thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My お気に入り thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My お気に入り thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My お気に入り thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with my people! My お気に入り thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My お気に入り thing!

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If a Dog was Your Teacher, あなた Would Learn:🐶

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When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. イヌ愛 'em.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Enjoy dog days.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple doggie growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady dogwood tree.

When you're...

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The Cat’s Diary😄

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The Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed ハッシュまたは some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a マウス and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since...

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上, ページのトップへ Ten Cat Rules

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Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers または on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the 枕によって invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the 枕 too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.

Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill

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Instructions for Giving your Cat a Pill
Pick cat up and クレードル, 受け台 it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. クレードル, 受け台 cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, クレードル, 受け台 cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push...

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虹 Bridge

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虹 Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called 虹 Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to 虹 Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all of our special フレンズ so they can run and play together.
There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our フレンズ are warm and comfortable.

All the 動物 who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor;
those who were hurt または maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember
them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The 動物 are happy and content, except...