Emmett: Is this thing on? Uhh, I'd like to propose a トースト to my new sister. Bella, I hope you've got enough sleep these past 18 years 'cause あなた won't be getting anymore for a while!
Jessica: Well, Bella was just like everybody else. Totally mesmerized によって Edward. または "The Hair," as I like call him. Umm, & then suddenly, Edward is all about Bella! Even though she's not the captain of the バレーボール team. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding... または the president of the student council.
Charlie: Edward will be a good husband. I know this because I'm a cop. And I know things. Like, how to hunt...
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