Kyle Broflovski

The 次 morning, I woke up at 7:30 AM. I put on an オレンジ ブラウス and dark green pants, in honor of the boy in my dream. I didn't bother to do anything with my hair, because it's so crazy and curly that I can't do anything with it. I look like Shirley Temple having a bad hair day.I walked down the stairs to see my dad at the dining room table, 読書 the newspaper. He looks nothing like me, except for the green eyes. He had straight brown hair,and a purple yalmuka

"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.

I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the 人気 cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.

over the years of me being a hopeless romantic for Kyle, people always ask me, "what do あなた see in him?" Well, I'm about to set the record straight for why I 愛 him so much.

First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, あなた can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.


秒 of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.

there are so many もっと見る reasons why i 愛 him, that I need to write もっと見る 記事 about why I 愛 him.

okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.

First of all, his hair. あなた can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My プロフィール picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!


秒 of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown もっと見る than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten 年 old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here

I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five 分 later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if あなた ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his コート pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a スムージー and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do あなた have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so あなた put all your money in the bank and あなた never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when あなた asked for a water mattress あなた were taken to sea world!"