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posted by dragons0214
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five 分 later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if あなた ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his コート pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a スムージー and I was forced to drink it.

"Hey Kylie, do あなた have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so あなた put all your money in the bank and あなた never spend it!''

Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when あなた asked for a water mattress あなた were taken to sea world!"
posted by Sunshine_Raisin
I feel like I am you. We are like sisters. Kyle is the best South Park character ever and i read your 記事 about only a few people liking Kyle anymore and I think your right. Not many people like Kyle anymore, I wish they did, but I do and he is the coolest SP character ever and sorry about how stupid this may seem. I'm only in seventh grade. That makes me think about how they are in like what? fourth grade most of the series and there cusing like they're in eleventh grade. But still Kyle is awesome and i respect his JewishGingerness.
posted by dragons0214
and as I stared I counted,
the webs from all the spiders
catching things and eating their insides

like indecision to call you,
to hear your voice of treason
will あなた come ホーム and stop this pain tonight?
stop this pain tonight"

I read the response with great excitement. I knew that Kyle was the boy that I was looking for. He truly was the man of my dreams, あなた could say. I had a good feeling that for the first time, I'll actually have a real friend. I hope that he isn't some douchbag that somehow found out about my dream, dressed like Kyle, only to try to get some secrets from me. If that were the case, I would probably kill myself または something.
posted by dragons0214
"Come over here, あなた fucking monster!" I ordered to Kyle

I then wrapped my arms around his warm, unsuspecting body. He had a look of suprise on his face. I know that he thought that I was gonna beat him up, but I knew better. If I did that, then we would have to start this all over again.

We held hands as we walked back to our classroom. When we returned, Mr. Garrison was gone, and everyone was looking in our direction. Everyone must've heard about what happened.

"Let's hear it for Kyle and Kylie!" Kevin Stoley shouted from the back of the classroom.

Everyone started to applaud and whistle, as it we just won an award. Apparently, we were stunning and brave, Just like Catlyn Jenner.
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posted by dragons0214
I went straight to ベッド once I got home. I had a long day, and I was exhausted. I didn't bother to tell Dad about Kyle.

The 次 day, I woke up with another smile on my face. Ever since Kyle came to South Park, I'm actually excited to go to school. I wore green overalls with an オレンジ シャツ underneath. I ran out the door and skipped to the bus stop. Fuck being normal. I never was normal anyway.

when I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle in a メタリカ シャツ with earbuds in his ears. He pulled the earbuds out when he saw me.

"I guess we're switching outfits." He 発言しました to me.

The other three boys arrived...
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posted by dragons0214
Kyle opened his arms. I ran towards him, and we hugged. I felt 安全, 安全です around his arms. He felt so warm and fuzzy that I wanted to melt inside him. He then began to stroke my hair.

"Don't worry. Bebe won't ever be mean to あなた ever again." He whispered into my ear.

"But what she 発言しました was right. I never had a friend here until あなた came along." I contradicted between sobs and sniffles.

"Well, they don't know the girl that I know." he answered.

We hugged for another five minutes. I was sad when he let go. I wanted to keep on hugging him until I melted and became part of him. We walked out together. I...
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posted by dragons0214
I walk into school right in the knick of time. As I walked to my locker, people give me the loser sign. I'm not suprised. This is the usual greeting that I get when I walk to school. When I get to my locker, I put in my combination,05-26-01. I chose that for my combination because that's my birthdate. I put my backpack outside, and took my school 本 out. I walked to my classroom, Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class. I walk in to see that there is a new kid in our class. Normally I wouldn't care, but this time, it was different. It was Kyle, the boy in my dream!
posted by dragons0214
When Kyle and I walked into the office, we saw principal Victoria, Mr. Mackey, and Bebe. There were two wooden chairs in front of Victoria's desk, so we took our seats.

"Kyle, Kylie, I've heard that あなた two had a conflict with Bebe yesterday morning and i want to know what happened. Bebe, how about we start with you?" Principal Victoria announced.

Bebe started によって rubbing her right eye with a hankie in her hand. The もっと見る her eye was rubbed, the もっと見る purple it got. after one minute, Bebe had the worst black eye that I have ever seen. it looked like someone replaced her eyeball with a plum.

"Kyle...
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posted by dragons0214
Kyle's room was もっと見る または less, what i expected. Every ウォール 宇宙 was covered with 音楽 merchandise, from band posters to song lyrics. His ベッド was covered in CD cases and band T-shirts. I could tell that Kyle was my go-to guy for band recommendations.

Kyle moved the CDs off his ベッド and sat on the edge of it. I sat 次 to him. for the 次 half hour, all we did was stare and each other and giggle like japanese school girls. It was funny and awkward at the same time. Until Kyle asked me something.

"Kylie, since あなた asked me a question, can I ask あなた a question?"Kyle asked.

"sure." I replied.

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posted by dragons0214
"Hey Kyle, can I ask あなた a question?" I asked Kyle

"Ok,shoot." he replied

"can we hang out at your house?" I asked him.

"Sure!" he replied.

I knew that my dad wouldn't care. The sunset is my curfew.
When we got of the bus, I followed Kyle until we arrived at his house. His house looked a lot like mine. It was the same size and shape. The only difference was that his was a darker green than mine. He unlocked its door and opened it for me. Inside, it was pretty basic. There was a small couch, a tv, and small minorah on a table. I noticed a layer of dust on the minorah.

"Dude, I don't mean to be rude,...
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posted by dragons0214
MR.Garrison: Kylie, I've noticed that あなた and Kyle are becoming good friends.
Me: yes, that's true.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I think that's great. I think that あなた and Kyle were meant for each other, and together, i know that あなた and him will change the world and make it a better place.
Me:..........Thanks, Mr.G.

I ran out of class, got my stuff together as fast as possible, and met up with Kyle.

"Sorry I took so long, Mr.Garrison was talking to me about how あなた and were meant to be together"I apologized to Kyle.

"That's wierd. Yesterday, Mr. Garrison told me the same thing about you.

We walked to the bus, and sat down. On the bus ride, we continued our conversation of randomness. We talked about Basically anything that あなた could imagine. It didn't last that long, until I asked a 質問 that would change our relationship forever.
posted by dragons0214
"kyle, how do あなた do that?" I asked Kyle once the bus started moving.

It' pretty simple" Kyle answered. " あなた know how people always say that beautiful people can get other people to do what they want? it's kinda like that. In fact, you're so beautiful that あなた could probably do it yourself."

He then leaned フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and kissed me on the lips. I loved the way his lips felt against mine. I opened my mouth a little bit so his tongue could wrestle with mine. He quickly understood the gesture. We kissed for a full minute. I was sad when he leaned back. I wanted to go back for more, but I didn't want to be seen as a huge slut.

Our bus arrived at the school. We walked in together.
posted by dragons0214
Kyle gave Cartman and Kenny his usual death stare. the two looked away. Kyle always seemed to know what to do to get people to bug off. I wonder how he does that.

Right after that, the bus came and picked us up. When I thought that we were 安全, 安全です from torment, Kenny does what is probably the grossest thing imaginable.

"Hey Kyle!" Kenny shouted as he got on the bus.

He then formed a V with his middle and pointer finger and flaled his tongue between them.

"Am I right?" Kenny asked.

Kyle gave Kenny a 秒 death stare. he then sat down. HOW DOES HE DO THAT?!
posted by dragons0214
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did あなた think of A 日 To Remember? によって the way, I 愛 your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really 愛 them! Thank あなた for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have ロスト all respectthat i had for him.
posted by dragons0214
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was 歌う the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was もっと見る like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The 次 morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black コンバース high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
posted by dragons0214
When I get to my room, i take my ipodの, ipod out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and 検索 "A 日 To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"

It was 愛 at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My お気に入り line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:

"This town will be the downfall of us all."

It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A 日 To Remember until the sun went down.
posted by dragons0214
"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.

For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a もっと見る interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A 日 To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A 日 To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
posted by dragons0214
The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall または something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final ベル rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right 次 to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.

"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle

"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.

"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.

"I think あなた might like A 日 To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
posted by dragons0214
"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.

Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.

"Oh that's cool. Why don't あなた guys have sex in the woods または something?" Cartman asked us.

I coudn't believe he 発言しました that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.

"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.

"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together