1. あなた go out of your way to get all the materials あなた need for a Brilliant Bopper.
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. あなた want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. あなた live によって two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. あなた write fanfictions about あなた and Klaus together.
6. あなた always キッス him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, あなた reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're キス him in a dream, and あなた wake up to find yourself キス your pillow.
10. You've been caught 空想 about him in school.
11. あなた have multiple pictures of him everywhere. (Under your pillow, in your planner, in your locker, your computer screen saver, etc.)
12. あなた think that Liam Aiken (the actor that plays Klaus in the movie) is adorable, and that you'd be in heaven if あなた ever met him.
13. あなた can't believe that Fiona broke his ハート, 心 in The Grim Grotto.
14. あなた think that the book version of Klaus is also adorable, and あなた don't see what people don't like about him.
15. When your English teacher assigns a special Valentine's 日 poem for あなた to write, あなた write the mushiest poem about Klaus that あなた can.
16. あなた couldn't care less that the teacher's 読書 it.
17. Whenever someone says that Klaus is ugly, あなた give them a Count Olaf slap.
18. あなた want to kill Count Olaf for slapping Klaus so hard.
19. あなた wanted to hug Klaus after Olaf slapped him in both the book and the movie. (And, perhaps, キッス him.)
20. You've read all 20 of these really bad jokes that I came up. (Well, someone might think they're bad.)
2. You'd do anything to get ahold of his Levitating Loafers.
3. あなた want a spyglass. BADLY.
4. あなた live によって two quotes: "Never underestimate the power of research," and "Everything happens for a reason."
5. あなた write fanfictions about あなた and Klaus together.
6. あなた always キッス him on the lips in the end of ALL of your fanfictions.
7. You're thinking about being him for Halloween.
8. If someone asks who you're supposed to be, あなた reply, "The most adorable bibliophile in the world!"
9. You're キス him in a dream, and あなた wake up to find yourself キス your pillow.
10. You've been caught 空想 about him in school.
11. あなた have multiple pictures of him everywhere. (Under your pillow, in your planner, in your locker, your computer screen saver, etc.)
12. あなた think that Liam Aiken (the actor that plays Klaus in the movie) is adorable, and that you'd be in heaven if あなた ever met him.
13. あなた can't believe that Fiona broke his ハート, 心 in The Grim Grotto.
14. あなた think that the book version of Klaus is also adorable, and あなた don't see what people don't like about him.
15. When your English teacher assigns a special Valentine's 日 poem for あなた to write, あなた write the mushiest poem about Klaus that あなた can.
16. あなた couldn't care less that the teacher's 読書 it.
17. Whenever someone says that Klaus is ugly, あなた give them a Count Olaf slap.
18. あなた want to kill Count Olaf for slapping Klaus so hard.
19. あなた wanted to hug Klaus after Olaf slapped him in both the book and the movie. (And, perhaps, キッス him.)
20. You've read all 20 of these really bad jokes that I came up. (Well, someone might think they're bad.)
The Brilliant Bopper
