Test: Is your cat an alian? For everyone true thing - 1 point :)

This isn`t question.
1.The first thing, あなた see when あなた wake up is your cat eyes on you.
2.Sometimes あなた hear scary sounds into the room, where is your cat.
3.When your cat is near the elecric thing - radio または other, they`re hold crazy.
4.The other 動物 are scary of your cat.
5.In the dark - your cat colour is diffrent - like shine.
6.Don`t eat the your foods.
7.Often your cat is gone for long time.
8.Never あなた see your cat play with the other 動物 または cats, または play with yarn.
9.When あなた make angry your cat - it watch あなた terrible.
10.Sometimes watch Discovery または Animal planet.
11.Don`t like water.
12.Very like toys with shape like cosmic ship.
13.Hate when あなた touch it.
14.When cat is alone in room, the computer screansever is diffrent.
15.Your cat is read your minds.
16.It don`t afraid of thunders.
17.When your cat is sick, when your go to the vet in town he/she say: "No, no. I never touch your cat again".
18.When ot the TV start Kid VS Kat your cat is always there - in front of the TV.

Results:
0-7 points:
あなた are in safety. Your cat isn`t alien. あなた can sleep in calm.

8-13 points:
Always watch your cat where go and what it do.

14-18 points:
ALARM! - Your cat isn`t just bad, it is an alian! Run away from your cat!!!!

This is funny test about your cat. PLEASE ADD COMMENT! :) I made i =]