Tik Tok Parody!

Put on my best face to impress you
Concerned with things you’ve never even see
What I wouldn’t give to possess you
You’re just the perfect accessory
Practising the right things to say
Every word intended to intrigue
I’d do anything it would take
If I new you’d fall in 愛 with me

(Chorus)
Impeccable picture perfect
Unmanicured and shampooed
But then あなた walk in the room
Feels like I’m coming unglued
I think I’m coming unglued

It’s not like me to just fall apart
Give a shit what other people think
But you’re a god a true work of art
Watch me disintegrate...

Now today class, the topic of the day, boys

Boys, pretend they're men but they're just boys
They're always scratching on their toys
Let me tell あなた something about boys
About boys, about boys, about boys
About boys, about boys, about boys

Tell me Rebecca, what do あなた know about boys?

Boys are horny in the morning
Then they tell me that they 愛 me
And I give em' what they want
They always take me shopping
Boys don't play it like James Dean
Dressing slick and talking butter
Misbehave または go to school
Kiss their 尻, お尻 like I'm there mother

La-la-la-la-lala la-lala-la-la-la

Boys
(Boys, boys, boys)
Pretend they're...

Faux Bisexual Ke$ha, who is burning up the charts with TiK ToK and whose newish single Blah Blah Blah is sure to be just as big, talked to the Advocate about her sexuality and the LGBT community in general. ケシャ is rapidly becoming known for saying and doing outlandish things, such as saying David スペード is hot and making out with the out and fabulous Adam Lambert. I do put her in the category of Faux Bisexual Celebrity (along with Lady Gaga, but not Fergie) because (like Lady Gaga) she has [probably] never had sex with a woman just “made out with them.” Her bisexuality seems to be more...

Listen to yourself
You're a hot mess
St-t-stutter through your words
Breaking a sweat
What's it gonna take to confess
What we both know
Yeah, I was outta town last weekend,
You were feeling like a pimp round your lame friends
Now your little party's gonna end
So here we go

Woohha-a-ohooh
You got a secret
woohha-a-ohooh
You couldn't keep it
woohha-a-ohooh
Somebody leaked it,
And now some sh*ts about to go down

Never thought that あなた would be the one
Acting like a slut when I was gone
Maybe あなた shouldn't
Kiss 'n' tell
You really should've kept it in your pants
Hearing dirty stories from your friends
Maybe あなた shouldn't...

(Flo Rida)
You spin my head right round, right round
When あなた go down, when あなた go down down
(Kesha)
You spin my head right round, right round
When あなた go down, when あなた go down down

(Flo Rida)
Hey
Hopped out of that house with my swagger
Hop in that with girl, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I look at my crowd and they out of control
Just like my mind where I’m going
No women, no shorties, no nothin but clothes
No stoppin now, my parolees on role
I like my jewelry, that’s always on gold
I know the storm is comin
my pockets keep tellin me it’s gonna shower
Call up my homies that’s...

Which one was the prettiest?
Which one was the wittiest?
Which one was the shadiest?
To me

Your suburban little cult, wouldn't have them know
But あなた sure found the time to tease me

You always looked perfect
Yeah, so what, I cared
Now I'm down with who I am
But you're still stuck up (you're still stuck up) there


Stuck up little bitches
Who do あなた think あなた are?
Did あなた break a nail while あなた were tearin' me apart?


Since we're talkin' serious, I was just delirious
Changing my appearance to please you
Straightening my hair, my clothes, took the ring out of my nose
Giggling all the time, how gross, to be you
Your...

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild.

And now we lookin' like pimps
In my ゴールド Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody...