Chapter Five, The Krazy Taco
We walk back to my house and go to my ship. "Ladies First" I say as I open the door for Jen to get in. Blushing slightly she smiles and jumps in. I jump in behide her, start the ship, and we qucikly fly off. Jen presses her face against the window "Wow, this is amazing! あなた can see everything from up here!" I chuckle "Yes, it's a much better way to travel. Much better then that horrble bus." We both start laughing, then ガー jumps out of his set and points to the fual meter "Master look, it's flashing red! I LIKE RED!" I look at it and he was right, it was flashing red. "Uh oh, we're about to run out of gas." Jen looks around the ship "Do あなた have extra fual somewhere?" "I..will...um..no" her eyes get big "No? Then what are we going to do" ガー jumps up and down "YAY! we're DOOMED!" I give him a dirty look and grab hold of the wheel "Ok..hold on tight...I'm going to try and land this thing. Thankfully we aren't that far from The Krazy Taco" Jen holds on tight and ガー just starts 歌う his Doom song. "Gir!! Stop 歌う and sit still!" He close his eyes, tongue sticking out and nods. I aim the ship for the a parking lot and....CRASH! A land the ship. I pick myself up and look over at Jen "You ok Jen?!" She strightens her glasses "Yeah, I'm fine." ガー jumps up clapping "Woo Hoo, lets do that agian!!" As we jump out, Jen hugs me "That was a wonderful landing Zim, you're amazing" She gives me a キッス on the cheek, then quickly pulls away blushing. "Sorry..I..um..I" She clears her thoat and takes my hand. "Will thoughs tacos aren't going to get themselves, lets go" My face turning bright red, I nod, and follow her with ガー trailing behide us.
We go inside and walk up to the counter. "Hello, welcome to The Krazy Taco. May I take your order." "Yes, we would like 20 of your filthy tacos and a large order of nacos" She writes it down "And your name is?" "I Am ZIM!!" She writes it down "Ok, we'll call あなた when it's ready." We walk to a 表, テーブル and sit down. ガー keeps screaming "Tacos!" and won't sit still. Jen picks him up "No Gir, イヌ don't talk. They bark, try it say Bark" ガー nods, takes a deep breath, and yells out "Meow!" Jen's eye starts twitching and I slap my forehead "Gir!! Argh!" ガー jumps out of Jen's arms and gets on the table. "Come on everyone, lets do the タコス dance! TACOS!!" ガー starts doing this crazy dance all around the table, everyone in the room starts staring at us. I push ガー back into his seat, everyone is still looking at use. "I...Umm." I jump on the 表, テーブル "We're Normal!!" everyone looks away and goes back to eating. The waiter calls out "Order ready for a mister....Zimp." I jump off the table, walk over to the counter and yell "It's Zim!!" She acts like she didn't hear me and just hands me our food. "Thank あなた for coming to the Krazy Taco, have a nice day" I take out my money and throw it in her face "Shut your noice tube タコス human" I go back to our 表, テーブル and drop our 食 on it. Jen smiles, picks Gir's tacos up and hands them to him "Here あなた go Gir, eat up" ガー happily starts shoving タコス after タコス in his mouth. Me and Jen grab a naco and eat it "Hm, they're not so bad. What do あなた thin-" Dib walks in "Get down!" I push them under the 表, テーブル "We can't let him see us, we all ready had one seen today. I don't want Dib stink to cause another" Dib yells and pointing outside "Everyone look, a 宇宙 ship!!" I glare at Dib "Dang it!" Jen looks at Dib, then at me. "What do we do now?" I start pulling at my wig "I don't know, urgh...that stupied human boy ruins everything!....Wait! I have a plan! I grab ガー and Jen's hand "Ok here's the plan, on the count of three we'll run to the ship and fly out of here before someone sees us. Ready... one....two...three..Run!!"
As we were running out the door and to the ship I hear Dib call "You're not getting away from me alien! Everyone's going to see your ship and they'll all going to finally believe me. Then you'll go to a lab and have all kinds of horrible tests!" I hear Jen call out my name and feel her hand being pulled from mine. I turn around, Jen is on the ground with Dib hold on to her feet. Jen tries to kick herself free "Dib let me go! Please stop it!" I growl at Dib "Get your hands off her, あなた FILTHY STINK HUMAN!!!" I run up and kick Dib in the face. He falls back and puts his hands over his nose "OW, that hurt!! あなた stupied 宇宙 Boy!" I pick Jen up and jump in the ship. "Lets go Zim, hurry start the ship" I slap my forhead "Dang it!" Jen puts her hand on my shoulder looking worried. "What is it Zim, what's wrong?" "We're all out of gas remember? If we try and fly it, it will crash." Jen's face goes pale "What...what do we do now?" I take a shacky breath and look at her "We're not doing anything....But you....you're getting out of here. Jen I want あなた to leave me and save yourself." She shakes her head "No....no...I'm not leaving you!" I grab her shoulders "Jen, listen to me! If あなた get caught with me....I...I don't even want to think about what they'll do to you...Please Jen, just go!" Her eyes start to fell with tears "I don't care what they do to me, I'll never leave you! I can't leave あなた alone to go though all the experiments." I hate seeing her cry, but see can't stay with me. "Jen...listen to me...I can make it though the experiments knowing あなた are safe. Please....if あなた 愛 me and if you're my friend you'll go...I can't lose you....please....JUST GO!!!"
She quickly kisses me and runs off crying. Blushing I touch my lips and with my eyes full of tears I turn to Dib. "This is all your fault, because of あなた my best friend had to leave!!! I hate you!!! I パンチ him in the face and he falls to the ground. "Ouch, こんにちは what was that for!.....wait...are you....crying?" I turn away, jump in my ship and start it.....
*To Be Continued!*
We walk back to my house and go to my ship. "Ladies First" I say as I open the door for Jen to get in. Blushing slightly she smiles and jumps in. I jump in behide her, start the ship, and we qucikly fly off. Jen presses her face against the window "Wow, this is amazing! あなた can see everything from up here!" I chuckle "Yes, it's a much better way to travel. Much better then that horrble bus." We both start laughing, then ガー jumps out of his set and points to the fual meter "Master look, it's flashing red! I LIKE RED!" I look at it and he was right, it was flashing red. "Uh oh, we're about to run out of gas." Jen looks around the ship "Do あなた have extra fual somewhere?" "I..will...um..no" her eyes get big "No? Then what are we going to do" ガー jumps up and down "YAY! we're DOOMED!" I give him a dirty look and grab hold of the wheel "Ok..hold on tight...I'm going to try and land this thing. Thankfully we aren't that far from The Krazy Taco" Jen holds on tight and ガー just starts 歌う his Doom song. "Gir!! Stop 歌う and sit still!" He close his eyes, tongue sticking out and nods. I aim the ship for the a parking lot and....CRASH! A land the ship. I pick myself up and look over at Jen "You ok Jen?!" She strightens her glasses "Yeah, I'm fine." ガー jumps up clapping "Woo Hoo, lets do that agian!!" As we jump out, Jen hugs me "That was a wonderful landing Zim, you're amazing" She gives me a キッス on the cheek, then quickly pulls away blushing. "Sorry..I..um..I" She clears her thoat and takes my hand. "Will thoughs tacos aren't going to get themselves, lets go" My face turning bright red, I nod, and follow her with ガー trailing behide us.
We go inside and walk up to the counter. "Hello, welcome to The Krazy Taco. May I take your order." "Yes, we would like 20 of your filthy tacos and a large order of nacos" She writes it down "And your name is?" "I Am ZIM!!" She writes it down "Ok, we'll call あなた when it's ready." We walk to a 表, テーブル and sit down. ガー keeps screaming "Tacos!" and won't sit still. Jen picks him up "No Gir, イヌ don't talk. They bark, try it say Bark" ガー nods, takes a deep breath, and yells out "Meow!" Jen's eye starts twitching and I slap my forehead "Gir!! Argh!" ガー jumps out of Jen's arms and gets on the table. "Come on everyone, lets do the タコス dance! TACOS!!" ガー starts doing this crazy dance all around the table, everyone in the room starts staring at us. I push ガー back into his seat, everyone is still looking at use. "I...Umm." I jump on the 表, テーブル "We're Normal!!" everyone looks away and goes back to eating. The waiter calls out "Order ready for a mister....Zimp." I jump off the table, walk over to the counter and yell "It's Zim!!" She acts like she didn't hear me and just hands me our food. "Thank あなた for coming to the Krazy Taco, have a nice day" I take out my money and throw it in her face "Shut your noice tube タコス human" I go back to our 表, テーブル and drop our 食 on it. Jen smiles, picks Gir's tacos up and hands them to him "Here あなた go Gir, eat up" ガー happily starts shoving タコス after タコス in his mouth. Me and Jen grab a naco and eat it "Hm, they're not so bad. What do あなた thin-" Dib walks in "Get down!" I push them under the 表, テーブル "We can't let him see us, we all ready had one seen today. I don't want Dib stink to cause another" Dib yells and pointing outside "Everyone look, a 宇宙 ship!!" I glare at Dib "Dang it!" Jen looks at Dib, then at me. "What do we do now?" I start pulling at my wig "I don't know, urgh...that stupied human boy ruins everything!....Wait! I have a plan! I grab ガー and Jen's hand "Ok here's the plan, on the count of three we'll run to the ship and fly out of here before someone sees us. Ready... one....two...three..Run!!"
As we were running out the door and to the ship I hear Dib call "You're not getting away from me alien! Everyone's going to see your ship and they'll all going to finally believe me. Then you'll go to a lab and have all kinds of horrible tests!" I hear Jen call out my name and feel her hand being pulled from mine. I turn around, Jen is on the ground with Dib hold on to her feet. Jen tries to kick herself free "Dib let me go! Please stop it!" I growl at Dib "Get your hands off her, あなた FILTHY STINK HUMAN!!!" I run up and kick Dib in the face. He falls back and puts his hands over his nose "OW, that hurt!! あなた stupied 宇宙 Boy!" I pick Jen up and jump in the ship. "Lets go Zim, hurry start the ship" I slap my forhead "Dang it!" Jen puts her hand on my shoulder looking worried. "What is it Zim, what's wrong?" "We're all out of gas remember? If we try and fly it, it will crash." Jen's face goes pale "What...what do we do now?" I take a shacky breath and look at her "We're not doing anything....But you....you're getting out of here. Jen I want あなた to leave me and save yourself." She shakes her head "No....no...I'm not leaving you!" I grab her shoulders "Jen, listen to me! If あなた get caught with me....I...I don't even want to think about what they'll do to you...Please Jen, just go!" Her eyes start to fell with tears "I don't care what they do to me, I'll never leave you! I can't leave あなた alone to go though all the experiments." I hate seeing her cry, but see can't stay with me. "Jen...listen to me...I can make it though the experiments knowing あなた are safe. Please....if あなた 愛 me and if you're my friend you'll go...I can't lose you....please....JUST GO!!!"
She quickly kisses me and runs off crying. Blushing I touch my lips and with my eyes full of tears I turn to Dib. "This is all your fault, because of あなた my best friend had to leave!!! I hate you!!! I パンチ him in the face and he falls to the ground. "Ouch, こんにちは what was that for!.....wait...are you....crying?" I turn away, jump in my ship and start it.....
*To Be Continued!*
It was a normal night. I went to go on Fanpop, but was suddenly sucked into another dimension. I got up. It was a Psychonauts/Invader Zim/Danny Phantom/Fanboy and Chum Chum/JtHM world! She stayed for a very long time.
But
they
didn't
have
Wi-Fi!
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.
Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about ファンポップ for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.
But
they
didn't
have
Wi-Fi!
DUHN DUHN DUHN!
Then I ticked Nny off, he killed me, and I came back to life.
Naw what REALLY happened is I didn't have Internet ALL summer cuz my Pop was being stupid and got rid of it, then I moved in with my Aunt, and forgot about ファンポップ for a while. CUZ DA TEMPTED ME.
Its alright because I like the way it hurts.....
My ハート, 心 has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......
あなた just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
あなた hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.
Something thats not on ファンポップ but I just wanted to write this.........
My ハート, 心 has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......
あなた just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
あなた hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.
Something thats not on ファンポップ but I just wanted to write this.........
Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil または a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING または KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on YouTube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a 年 of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most 閲覧数 wins. X3
Good luck.
Rules: NO PORONOS!!!
NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk
NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!
NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING または KILLING ZIM!!!!
Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3
Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.
Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on YouTube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3
I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a 年 of free requests from me. X3
Who ever gets the most 閲覧数 wins. X3
Good luck.
My message: okay, the picture あなた 投稿されました came straight from my DA account. Its my photography. Why did あなた steal it? I took the picture myself and あなた just 投稿されました it here. Then your accepting compliments from people when it's not even your art! I'm very upset によって this! Why did あなた steal MY photography?!
Her reply: WHAT ARE あなた TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED あなた AND ANY OTHER PUSSY フレンズ あなた HAVE! あなた KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, あなた ストール, 盗んだ MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE あなた LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF あなた BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like あなた guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually 芝居 civilized.
Her reply: WHAT ARE あなた TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED あなた AND ANY OTHER PUSSY フレンズ あなた HAVE! あなた KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, あなた ストール, 盗んだ MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE あなた LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF あなた BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!
I would like あなた guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually 芝居 civilized.
invader-kia:Hey エモ were are my tickets to the コンサート invaderzimemo:.... invader-kia>:( invaderzimemo:hehe long story invader-kia:TELL ME invaderzj]imemo:ok ok FLASH BACK i was holding the tickets because my pak was already ful until i saw invader-kia:let me guess ash(as a wolf) invaderzimemo:LET ME FINISH THE STORY!! so i saw ash and i i throw the tickets and chased after ash invader-kia: THOSE TICKETS COST OVER 100 MONIES WHY DO あなた LOSE THEM TO CHASE A 狼, オオカミ THAT ALLWAYS SCRACHES YOUR FACE invaderzimemo:because shes such a cute 狼, オオカミ :) invader-kia: DO あなた EVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSE invaderzimemo:no invader-kia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR