"So, what do あなた think I should serve for クリスマス dinner? Turkey? Ham?" Wilson asked House as they walked through the Whole Foods.
"Why not both? The もっと見る left overs, the もっと見る I get to relieve あなた of."
Wilson rolled his eyes and picked up a bag of croissants.
"Anyway, you're Jewish あなた can't eat ham."
"I'm Jewish but not orthodox. You've seen me eat bacon."
"You're mother must be rolling over in her grave."
"My mother's not dead, House."
"It's an expression, Wilson. No one ever 発言しました it had to make sense." House replied as he placed a few cans of クランベリー sauce into the cart.
"Hey, here's a thought. Why not for once あなた actually 表示する up for the ディナー itself instead of five hours later."
"I don't do クリスマス parties."
"What are あなた the Fonz? Come to the party."
"I'd rather just go drinking with あなた at midnight. It's our tradition, Wilson. あなた wouldn't want to break tradition." House 発言しました with mock sincerity.
"You don't want to come because that would mean having to be somewhat social and we can't have that. Hey, grab that bottle of cooking sherry."
House placed the シェリー, シェリー酒 into the cart.
"I can be social. Hell, our little bet proved I can even be nice."
"So, then there is no reason why あなた can't attend." Wilson 発言しました with a ビクトリアス smile.
"Just because I can be nice doesn't mean I want to. Anyway, what's in it for me?"
"Oh, I don't know. Free food. Free booze..."
"But I'll get that anyway when I raid your fridge," House stated as he picked up a can of Pringles and threw it in the cart.
"Cuddy will be there."
House stopped to rub his leg a bit before responding.
"Then I definitely won't be there." He 発言しました as he walked down the toiletrie isle.
Wilson pushed his カート down the same isle.
"What happened now?"
"Nothing."
"House, come on. What happened?"
"I went to her ホーム to see her...to give her some diapers..."
"That was nice of you..."
"I told her that the woman she saw was infact who she thought she was."
Wilson just stared blankly at House.
"Well, don't あなた have anything to say?"
"I'm processing."
"Hurry up already. I need some of your patented psycho-analysis."
Wilson picked up a pack of razors and placed them in his cart.
"You wanted to be honest with her. あなた wanted her to know that あなた are still a flawed man who doesn't always think before he acts."
"So, あなた think I did the right thing."
"Yes and no. Tell me, how did she respond?"
"At first she 発言しました she was a little put off によって it, which in woman speak means she was pissed, but then she 発言しました exactly what I told you, that I owe her no explanation because we're not together."
"Sounds like a rationalization to me."
"But it's not. We aren't a couple, Wilson."
Ignoring House's statement, Wilson pushed the カート to the side and stood in front of his friend.
"How did the conversation end?"
"Why?"
"Because I'm betting あなた wouldn't be this doubtful of the situation if the conversation ended well."
"She asked me to leave."
"You're going to have to fix this, House."
"I brought the diapers..."
"More than that. Look, she's coming to the party under the condition that あなた not be there. But I think if あなた happened to crash the event and..."
"This plot is so hackeneyed I've seen it used on General Hospital five times already."
"It's an old standby. Just come. Bring her a present and really make it a fun night for her and the baby."
"She's bringing the munchkin?"
"I thought it would be nice."
"I don't know how to entertain a baby."
"Oh, please. I've seen あなた with infants, toddlers and little kids. あなた are great with kids. あなた treat them like little people and never dumb things down to them, but あなた also know how to charm them too. あなた are always you're best with kids. Adults on the other hand."
House shook his head.
"God, Wilson shut up. I'll consider going."
"Well, that's a start. Just don't get her any present that involves crotchless panties または edible underwear. And no monster truck tickets, laser tag coupons, または free passes into strip clubs..."
"So, I get her nothing then?" House 発言しました with a wide grin.
"Get her something she'll like. あなた did great with the desk..."
"I know I did." He 発言しました sadly.
"I have faith that you'll do something else that she'll love."
House rolled his eyes.
"You're such a cornball romantic, Wilson."
"I have been married three times. If that's not romance..."
"It's not so much romance as it is unrelenting stupidity."
Wilson sighed in exasperation.
"Let's check out before あなた have me buying everything in the store.