How I Met Your Mother 8x13 ''Band または a DJ''

I guess あなた would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the タイトル so if anyone has an idea for a new タイトル pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of ジン and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, あなた and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about または is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have あなた met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...

As we all know from the first episode of this LEGENDARY 表示する that robin is “AUNT” robin that she’s NOT the mother and we all understood why ted told his kids about his romantic relationship with robin because of her he got a tattoo, which lead him to his (first fiancé) which lead to being a professor in college which lead to him to meeting their kid’s mother.

As much as we all 愛 the other aspects in the 表示する (barney legendary life, robin being candid, lily being bad-ass, Marshall being スーパーナチュラル believer, ted being the geek) the whole point of this 表示する is who is the mother and...