Wilson's Place-
Today there was going to be a fundraiser at the hospital, one of House's least お気に入り things 次 to clinic duty. Cuddy was forcing Wilson to make House wear a suit to fit the theme. "Fix your tie. Your going to look like Lou Costello." "Maybe I want to look like Lou Costello," 発言しました House while fixing his tie.
"What exactly is the theme?" "I'm not supposed to tell you." This either meant It was a surprise, または House wouldn't like it. Besides, the only way it could be a surprise was if they turned the hospital into a strip club.
Cuddy's Place-
"Are あなた sure your not coming?" "Yeah, I'm not into the whole 19th century thing." "God, Lucas, I swear sometimes あなた remind me of House." Lucas smiled. "That's why あなた 愛 me." Cuddy glared at him. "Don't go there." It wasn't that Lucas wanted to hurt Cuddy, but when the time was right, he was planning to leave her so that she could rely on House once again. Sure he loved her, but he knew that being with House was what was best for her.
"How do I look?" Cuddy was dressed in a long yellow dress, heels, and a mask. Her hair was curled and pinned up. "You look beautiful." "That's it?" "Sorry. Damn beautiful."
"That's better."
PPTH-
Wilson and House walked through the doors of the hospital. House could see why no one would tell him the party theme. House went straight to the bar. All they had was white and red wine. "Great, they don't even have hard liquer. Do あなた know how much of this I'd need to drink to get drunk?" "House. we don't need any wine-O's here. Just get a glass and shut up."
House sat and watched people come in. Thirteen came in with Foreman wearing a red dress. She was tempted to wear black, but Foreman told her that it wouldn't be nessasary to be the only goth person here. Thirteen and Foreman sat naxt to House at the bar. "So あなた actually showed up. It's a クリスマス miracle."
A few 分 later after saveral drinks, Cuddy came through the doors. "Woah, Cuddy would even be hot in the 19th century." House and Foreman both looked at Thirteen. "You know what happens when I get drunk. And it's not like あなた weren't thinking the same thing." A nurse seemed to have overheard the conversation. Thirteen looked over to Foreman for permission. "Go."
House had been staring at Cuddy for the last ten minutes, ever sinse she came in. "Go ask her to dance." House looked at him in dissaproval. "Cuddy, wanna dance?" Foreman called to Cuddy from across the room. "Are あなた asking me to dance?" "No i'm asking あなた to dance with him. あなた had to have dated in the past. あなた hate each other too much not too." House and Cuddy both stared at him. "Very subtle."
A few 秒 later, Hous eled Cuddy to dance. "Where's Lucas?" "He didn't want to come, so I left him with Rachel." "Wait, あなた made me come, but the guy your currently seeing gets to stay home? あなた wanted him to stay home. あなた made me come so we could see each other and Lucas would be out of the way." Cuddy didn't say anything. "Nice plan." Cuddy looked up at him and smiled.
It was Lucas's idea. I read it in his journal." "Haha, Lucas has a diary? Maybe he should hook up with Wilson. He paints his toenails." They both looked over at Wilson who was now also talking to the nurse and Thirteen. Funny enough, the nurse was flirting with them both. Better yet, all three of them walked to the elevator and went to the forth floor. "No way." House replied.
About twenty 分 later, they came back to the lobby. Wilson no longer had his tie on and Thirteens hair was down now. "What do あなた want to bet they did it on Wilson's desk?" Cuddy's mouth gaped open. "Two people can't do it on that 机, デスク let alone three!" "Really. I have a hundred bucks that says two people can last on that 机, デスク for at least an hour." "How will we ever know?" Seeing the look on House's face, she realized how they would find out.
Thirteen, Foreman, and Wilson watched them enter the elevator and make their way to the forth floor. Wilson took out his phone and dialed Lucas's number. "Hey Lucas, it's Wilson. The 机, デスク thing worked." After a short pause, he continued. "Well we didn't just go to my office to talk! We had to make this look as real as possible so we said, what the hell? Yeah they're on the forth floor. What do あなた think they're doing!? God I hope they aren't using my desk."
An 時 later, they came out of the elevator to find that everyone but Wilson, Foreman, and Thirteen had left. "Who won the bet?" Instead of answering, Cuddy handed House a hundred dollar bill. "How'd あなた know?" They all smiled. "Lucas is pretty smart, too." House was so proud of Wilson and his team, but he also couldn't believe it.
"Did あなた guys even do it?" House asked surprised. "We never 発言しました we didn't." House looked at Foreman and smiled. "I take everything I ever 発言しました about あなた guys back. あなた have a truly great relationship." Wilson laughed. "Trust is everything." あなた could tell he was drunk. Not because of the slurred speach または the way he was walking, but he was, of course, he was pantless. "I'm gunna go get some air. Keep it real."
Foreman watched as Wilson got in the elevator and went to his floor to stand on the balcony. "At least this time we know how he ロスト the pants."