WARNING:This is just some stupid joke 記事 which あなた really should not waste your time on.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If あなた don't wanna sit through a 2 時 flim here are the main points あなた might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They 移動する at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all あなた want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. あなた probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to スプリット, 分割 up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The 次 time あなた hear about a "Cool party" あなた might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves あなた alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are あなた should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing フレンズ and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If あなた aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the 次 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.
Over the years I have seen countless horror movies. Everything from "Nightmare On Elm Street" to "Child's Play." From "IT" to "The Exorcist" And so on and so forth. If あなた don't wanna sit through a 2 時 flim here are the main points あなた might pick up in a horror movie.
1)Don't take your eyes off a murder. They 移動する at the speed of light.
2)Just cause it's small doesn't mean its not deadly.
3)Yell "Help" all あなた want. No one will save you.
4)Girls never wear bras in horror movies. It just isn't done.
5)Never investigate strange noises.
6)When people say don't go into the creepy,old,cursed house. あなた probably shouldn't go in.
7)If some one has died there it is most likely not a good place to raise children.
8)It is a not a very good idea to スプリット, 分割 up.
9)Never go to a camp they have bugs,murders and flesh eating viriuses.
10)The 次 time あなた hear about a "Cool party" あなた might wanna skip it.
11)Always listen to the crazy ones. They are usually right.
12)Get caller I.D. Saves あなた alot of trouble.
13)Don't shoot the dead. Your wasting your time
14)If your car breaks down.Don't ask for help in the small deserted village....it usual isn't deserted at all.
15)Don't mess with the kids
16)It's always the quiet ones
17)I don't care how hot they are あなた should probably keep it in your pants.
18)Get over your missing フレンズ and run!
19)Indian barrial grounds=Dont' touch!
20)If あなた aren't dead yet you'll probably make it into the 次 7 sequels.
Yeah that was completely dumb and pointless but I felt it was worth posting.