Spain (Official Art)

These are things that every ヘタリア Has to do at least once:
1. Cosplay. (duh)
2. Conspicuously giggle at your history textbooks during class.
3. Be the smartest in History class and whenever あなた answer a history 質問 correctly, follow it up with *coughthankyouanimecough*
4. Walk around your スーパーマーケット, スーパー マーケット and hyperventilate when あなた see wurst, turn your nose up when あなた see scones, または any English food, and yell PASTA~ whenever あなた see any.
5. Refer to every country using their human name.
6. Hug anybody who's name is the same as the human name of a country, unless their name is Ivan (Russia) or...

Narrator: The chronicles of ヘタリア War II.

...

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm ready.


Cleverbot: Do あなた feel?


User: Do I feel what?


Cleverbot: あなた know, feel?


User: Like feelings?


Cleverbot: What feelings?


User: The sudden desire to battle あなた with Hetalia.


Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.


User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.


Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.


User: *hits with Switzerland*


Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.


User: *hits with FrUK*


Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.


User: *hits with Austria*


Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.


User: *hits with pasta*


Cleverbot:...

Narrator: (Read in the Baka and Test narrator's voice) This is a tale of war. Not just any war, but a war between an AI and a bored Hetalian. Let the countries fly. And may the best ファン win.

...

User: *hits with Hungarian frying pan*


Cleverbot: *hits with マフィン tin*.


User: *hits with vital regions*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Allied Powers*.


User: *hits with Italy*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Switzerland and Gun*.


User: *Hits with France*


Cleverbot: *Hits with Su-san*.


User: *hits with Germany*


Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.


User: *hits with awesomeness*


Cleverbot: *hits with dirt clod*.


User: *hits with Warsaw*...

America - Cancer (July 4)

Australia - Aquarius (January 26)

Austria - Scorpio (October 26)

Belarus - Virgo (August 25)

Belgium - Aries (April 19)

Canada - Cancer (July 1)

China - Libra (October 10)

Cuba - Taurus (May 20)

Denmark - Gemini (June 5)

Egypt - Pisces (February 28)

England - Taurus (April 23)

Estonia - Pisces (February 24)

Finland - Sagittarius (December 6)

France - Cancer (July 14)

Germany - Libra (October 3)

Greece - Aries (March 25)

Hong Kong - Cancer (July 1)

Hungary - Gemini (June 8)

Iceland - Gemini (June 17)

Italy - Pisces (March 17)

Japan - Aquarius (February 11)

Latvia - Scorpio (November...

It was the annual talent 表示する and all the students from ヘタリア 大学 were being forced to perform any of their talents in front of the entire school. It was like a competition, because there were judges’ there to give out a first place ribbon to the person who had the best talent. All the classes headed toward the gym and sat down on the bleachers. People were performing in alphabetical order によって their “names”. America you’re up” called the judges. “Present yourself to the school and tell us your talent” 発言しました the judges. America hoped onto the stage and 発言しました “hey doods...