-Britain (after having a little too much to drink), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then あなた any day!" (Britain)
"Dude, calm down!" (America)
"Shut up! I felt bad about how old frog-face was treating あなた so I saved your ass. I thought maybe we could be フレンズ and bond over our mutual hatred for France. But uh-uh. あなた didn't want to be フレンズ with me! あなた just wanted to tell me what to tell あなた what to do, and あなた didn't know what to do anyway! I think that's total bollocks!" (Britain)
-America and Britain (who's drunk and ranting), Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers
England: *to China about America* He's 90 percent soda and 10 percent water.
As long as I'm with あなた I get fed and nobody picks on me! I like being here~"
-Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"You're the most pathetic excuse for a country I've ever seen...! Are あなた sleeping at me right now?!"
-Germany, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Let's hit him violently and get what we can out of him."
-Britain, Hetalia: axis Powers
"Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!"
-Italy, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"My only friend growing up was a yak."
-Russia, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?"
-Britain, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!"
-America, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Oh, boy... it's hug time." (Italy)
"Would あなた stop it with your hug-therapy already?!" (Romano)
"I'll never understand Catholics..." (Germany)
Germany, Italy, and Romano; Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be フレンズ and play with each other!" (Italy)
"I think someone's inside here." (Germany)
"You're wrong~! There's no one inside. Do not open the box!" (Italy)
-Italy and Germany's first meeting, Hetalia: Axis Powers
"Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! あなた were right! I am not the box of tomatoes 妖精 at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"
-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one, Hetalia: Axis Powers
(Smacking Italy) スマック スマック SMACK!!!- France Hetalia: Axis Powers
Italy- *calls Germany* GERMANY GERMANY!!! HELP ITS STUCK HELP GET IT OUT!!!!
Germany-*thinks*
Italy-OW OW OW HELP GERMANY IT HURTS OW OW OW
Germany-*puts down phone* Help, ow ow, get it out, its stuck, ow ow?!?!?!? *runs to Italy*
Germany-*sees Italy and Romano in bed* IT WAS JUST HAIR?!?!?!?!? *hair was stuck together* ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!
