Hermione
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE あなた GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE あなた A WITCH または NOT!
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"So あなた mean the Stone's only 安全, 安全です as long as Quirrell stands up to Snape?" 発言しました Hermione in alarm.
"It'll be gone によって 次 Tuesday," 発言しました Ron.
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Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee.
"Don't play," 発言しました Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," 発言しました Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," 発言しました Ron.
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See?" 発言しました Hermione, when Harry and Ron had finished. "The dog must be guarding Flamel's Sorcerer's Stone! I bet he asked Dumbledore to keep it 安全, 安全です for him, because they're フレンズ and he knew someone was after it, that's why he wanted the Stone moved out of Gringotts!"
"A stone that makes ゴールド and stops あなた from ever dying!" 発言しました Harry. "No wonder Snape's after it! Anyone would want it."
"And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of 最近 Developments in Wizardry," 発言しました Ron. "He's not exactly 最近 if he's six hundred and sixty-five, is he?"
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Funny Excerpts from the 秒 Book
Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" 発言しました Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads もっと見る than I do." 発言しました Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," 発言しました Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."
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Funny Excerpts from the Fourth Book
"I told you!" Ron hissed at Hermione as she stared down the article. "I told あなた not to annoy Rita Skeeter! She's made あなた out to be some sort of - scarlet woman!"
Hermione stopped looking astonished and snorted with laughter. "Scarlet woman?" she repeated, shaking with surprised giggles as she looked around at Ron.
"It's what my mum calls them," Ron muttered, his ears going red.
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Ron: "I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted."
Hermione: "What were あなた going to do, snore at them?"
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Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!" 発言しました Hermione indignantly.
Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly like "Lockhart!"
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"Oh, am I?" 発言しました Ron peering down at his predictions. "I'd better change one of them to getting trampled によって a rampaging Hippogriff."
"Don't あなた think it's a bit obvious you've made these up?" 発言しました Hermione.
"How dare you!" 発言しました Ron in mock outrage. "We've been working like house-elves here!"
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"All the good-looking ones taken, Ron?" 発言しました Hermione loftily. "Eloise Midgen starting to look quite pretty now, is she? Well, I'm sure you'll find someone somewhere who'll have you."
But Ron was staring at Hermione as though suddenly seeing her in a whole new light.
"Hermione, Neville's right - あなた are a girl..."
"Oh well spotted," she 発言しました acidly.
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"You’re joking, Weasley!" 発言しました Malfoy, behind them. "You’re not telling me someone’s asked that to the ball? Not the long-molared Mudblood?"
Harry and Ron both whipped round, but Hermione 発言しました loudly, waving to somebody over Malfoy’s shoulder, "Hello, Professor Moody!"
Malfoy went pale and jumped backward, looking wildly around for Moody, but he was still up at the staff table, finishing his stew.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren’t you, Malfoy?" 発言しました Hermione scathingly, and she, Harry, and Ron went up the marble staircase laughing heartily.
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Funny Excerpt from the fifth Book
"Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," 発言しました Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," 発言しました Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," 発言しました Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"
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They were so busy that Hermione had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three. "All those poor elves I haven't set free yet, having to stay over during クリスマス because there aren't enough hats!"
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A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," 発言しました Hermione.
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"Okay, write that down," Hermione 発言しました to Ron, pushing his essay and a sheet covered in her own 書く back to Ron, "and then copy out this conclusion that I've written for you."
"Hermione, あなた are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met," 発言しました Ron weakly, "and if I'm ever rude to あなた again - "
" - I'll know you're back to normal," 発言しました Hermione.
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Funny excerpts from the Sixth Book
"And the steam rising in characteristic spirals," 発言しました Hermione enthusiastically, "and it's supposed to smell differently to each of according to what attracts us, and I can smell freshly mown 草 and new parchment and -"
But she turned slightly ピンク and did not complete the sentence.
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"I know I messed up Ancient Runes," muttered Hermione feverishly. "I definitely made at least one serious mistranslation. And the Defense Against the Dark Arts practical was no good at all. I thought Transfiguration went all right at the time, but looking back..."
"Hermione, will あなた shut up? You're not the only one who's nervous!" barked Ron. "And when you've got your eleven 'Outstanding OWLs...'"
"Don't, don't, don't!" 発言しました Hermione, flapping her hands hysterically. "I know I've failed everything!"
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"Bill told me 'ow フレッド and george are very amusing!" 発言しました Fleur, smiling serenely.
"Yes, I can hardly breathe for laughing," snapped Hermione.
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"Women," [Ron] 発言しました wisely to Harry, "they're easily upset."
"And yet," 発言しました Hermione, coming out of her reverie, "I doubt you'd find a woman who sulked for half an 時 because Madam Rosmerta didn't laugh at their joke about the hag, the Healer, and the Mimbulus mimbletonia."
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"Ah no!" 発言しました Ron, staring horror-struck at the parchment. "Don't say I'll have to write the whole thing out again!"
"It's okay, we can fix it," 発言しました Hermione, pulling the essay toward her and taking out her wand.
"I 愛 you, Hermione," 発言しました Ron, sinking back in his chair, rubbing his eyes wearily.
Hermione turned faintly pink, but merely said, "Don't let Lavender hear あなた saying that."
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Funny excerpts from the Seven Book
Ron, あなた know full well Harry and I were brought up によって Muggles!” 発言しました Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.
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"So that's little Scorpius,"said Ron under his breath. "Make sure あなた beat him in every test Rosie.Thank God あなた inherited your mother's brains."
"Ron for heaven's sake,"said Hermione, half stern, half amused. "Don't try to turn them against each other before they've even started school!"
"You're right, sorry," 発言しました Ron. But unable to help himself, he added "Don't get too friendly with him, though Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive あなた if あなた married a pureblood."
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"Well, what else can I say?" Ron shouted, and Harry was glad that Ron was fighting back.
"Oh I don't know!" yelled Hermione with awful sarcasm. "Rack your brains, Ron, that should only take a couple of seconds-"
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Hermione slid out of her bunk and moved like a sleepwalker toward Ron, her eyes upon his pale face. She stopped right in front of him, her lips slightly parted, her eyes wide. Ron gave a weak, hopeful smile and half raised his arms.
Hermione launched herself フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして and started punching every inch of him that she could reach.
"Ouch - ow - geroff! What the - ? Hermione - OW!"
"You - complete - arse - Ronald - Weasley!"
She punctuated every word with a blow: Ron backed away, shielding his head as Hermione advanced.
"You - crawl - back - here - after - weeks - and - weeks - oh, where's my wand?"
