Draco & Hermione // The scientist

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall 発言しました that her 全体, 全体的です OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When あなた ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells あなた it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are あなた so upset? I thought あなた valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...

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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 本 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from あなた (Example: When in a car または an elevator). If あなた don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and クリスマス and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their お気に入り song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly....