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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid ポケモン cards and convince him they're real...

Dear Harry Potter fans, these are hard days for us, because our greatest story is getting beaten によって silly vampires. Twilight ファン are taking over, and we are not doing anyrhing. They say it's ridiculoud and pointless, 表示する them they're wrong!We're not letting this happen! Did あなた see how much ファン they got? How many people are there in twilight club? もっと見る than HP! How did we let this happen? We have to fix this! Not just about クラブ and fanpop, everywhere, 表示する the world HP is still alive! There are a few things we can do:
- Enter VS クラブ (HP vs T, Hermione vs Bella, Harry vs Edward...) more...

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House Colors（色） indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing マリファナ または hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日付 to the Yule Ball.
8. I will...

Guaranteed to, er..get あなた admitted to St. Mungo's?

Thank あなた Erin and mugglenet.com:)


1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they jinx you. Wait for the effects of the 'jinx' to wear off, smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if あなた can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.

4. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?"

5. Drop a quill and wait until someone goes to pick...