Ginny Weasley 壁紙

Harry potter in a shopping centre nursery.
The Dursleys parked their car in the shopping centre and walked in, both discussing what to do with their nephew Harry Potter who was only four years old.
"We could put him in that nursery they've got in here" suggested Aunt petunia. Their four 年 old son Dudley was screaming.
"I WANT AN ICECREAM WAAAHHHH". Aunt ペチュニア knelt down to Dudley's level and put her hands on his shoulders.
"Don't worry sweetums, Mummsey will get あなた an icecream". Dudley wiped his snotty nose all over Uncle Vernon's trousers.
"Little tike" he chuckled lifting up Dudley onto...

1) Follow him around and keep asking the same stupid 質問 no matter what answer he gives.

2) Follow him around chanting, “Who ストール, 盗んだ the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus ストール, 盗んだ the cookie from the cookie jar!"

3) Give him nicknames that are unrelated to his real name. Ex: Paul. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.

4) Ask loudly where 赤ちゃん come from. Keep asking him even if he claims he won’t tell you.

5) On the off chance he gets frustrated enough to tell あなた where 赤ちゃん come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim he’s not taking あなた seriously.

6) Whenever...