Bellatrix the dominatrix

So I've been thinking about this a lot lately...I discussed this with a friend a few months ago. We were talking about how many Christian groups (as あなた well know) have condemned HP as anti-Christian. In fact, I believe that the Harry Potter story is actually a symbolization of the Christian religion.
Note: This is entirely my opinion and is not meant as "Christian propaganda" または to offend anyone in the slightest. It is merely my opinion! :)

Harry Potter is Jesus. Whaaaaat?!
1) Both HP and ジーザス were born into humble beginnings.
ジーザス was born in Bethlehem, a tiny town literally in the middle...

Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be 書く this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.


1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right 次 to his ear.

2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”

3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’

4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.

5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.

6. コート every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.

7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.

8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!

9. Show...

A nearly complete 一覧 of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
Candy Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
Cherry Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
Kidney Beans
Lamb
Latex
Leather
Lemon
Lettuce...

Harry James Potter:

- Harry became an Auror at age 17 without taking his N.E.W.T's
- In 2007 he became the head of the Auror Office.
- He was featured on a チョコレート Frog Card for his accomplishments.
- He made sure that Severus Snape's portrait was hung in the Headmaster's office wtih the other Headmasters' and Headmistress' portraits.
- After parting with his muggle family he was on 'Christmas Card' terms with them and the occasionally visited.
- The book version of Harry has green eyes, but the 移動する version has blue eyes due to the fat that Daniel Radcliffe's eyes ar to sensitive for contact lenses....