I will not skip to the headmaster's office 歌う 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol
"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"
Knock knock.
Whos there?
あなた know.
あなた know who?
He's dead, あなた can say his name now.
How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.
How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日付 to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told あなた I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not change the パスワード to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Asking "How do あなた keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
how many slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb
5. 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
Whats snapes boggart?
and he was like what?
And i 発言しました " A cauldron full of Shampoo!"
.-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you.........
Why did Potter クロス the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why did Draco クロス the road?
So he could スイング his hips at Potter.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle クロス the road?
Draco did.
Why did the Dark Lord クロス the road?
Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters クロス the road?
The Dark Lord ordered it.
Why did Trevor クロス the road?
To get away from Longbottom.
Why did Dumbledore クロス the road?
He was following the poisoned レモン drops.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
Why do Slytherins クロス the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the Wizarding World doesn't use lightbulbs.
How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. It is the only thing they are good for.
How many aurors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The Dark Lord already killed the ones with that kind of know-how.
"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"
Knock knock.
Whos there?
あなた know.
あなた know who?
He's dead, あなた can say his name now.
How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.
How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate 日付 to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told あなた I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".
If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (luv this one)
House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am not to refer to the Potions classroom as "Kitchen Stadium".
I will not tell Ron and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
The Forbidden Forest is forbidden for a reason.
Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
I will not change the パスワード to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Asking "How do あなた keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
When I get sent to the headmasters office, I will Not sing 'We're off to see the wizard!'
how many slytherins does it take to screw a light bulb
5. 1 to screw the light bulb and 4 to say with their fathers connection at the ministry they could screw it faster
Whats snapes boggart?
and he was like what?
And i 発言しました " A cauldron full of Shampoo!"
.-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you.........
Why did Potter クロス the road.
No reason, but someone will write a book about it.
Why did Draco クロス the road?
So he could スイング his hips at Potter.
Why did Crabbe and Goyle クロス the road?
Draco did.
Why did the Dark Lord クロス the road?
Because Potter couldn't stop him.
Why did Death Eaters クロス the road?
The Dark Lord ordered it.
Why did Trevor クロス the road?
To get away from Longbottom.
Why did Dumbledore クロス the road?
He was following the poisoned レモン drops.
Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
Why do Slytherins クロス the road twice?
Because they are doublecrossers.
How many Purebloods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many witches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, the Wizarding World doesn't use lightbulbs.
How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. It is the only thing they are good for.
How many aurors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The Dark Lord already killed the ones with that kind of know-how.
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