Disclaimers: If I owned Harry Potter, would I be 書く this stupid list?
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.
1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right 次 to his ear.
2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”
3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’
4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.
5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.
6. コート every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.
7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.
8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!
9. 表示する him Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
10. Sacrifice Nagini to Isis.
11. Try to get him to ride a broom.
12. Tell him Snape’s true nature.
13. Drive the Knight Bus into Headquarters.
14. On the 日 before the full moon, steal all of the Wolfsbane potion, and then lock him in a room with Fenrir.
15. Answer only in rhyme to him, but act perfectly normal to everyone else.
16. Read him the Twilight series.
17. And then 表示する the 本 to Bellatrix.
18. Give Bellatrix a key to his personal chambers.
19. ‘Imperio’ him to Irish River Dance in the middle of one of his ‘Grand Speeches’.
20. Scream and run out of the room whenever he enters.
21. Put a slideshow together of all the times he was defeated.
22. Duct tape him to a chair and force him to watch.
23. Contact a therapist for him.
24. Get him drunk.
25. Make vague allusions to his mother being half-snake.
26. Be in Gryffindor.
27. Get him a wig.
28. A really HIDEOUS wig.
29. Ask him why he can’t defeat a teenager and an old man.
30. Get him a cell phone and call him whenever the urge strikes you.
31. Make sure to hang up randomly.
32. Constantly ask him about his nose.
33. Was it part of a ritual?
34. Did he blow it up?
35. Kidnap a Horcrux.
36. Make sure the ransom is higher than 450 galleons.
37. Force him to come along on your tuba lessons.
38. Buy him a punching bag to help with his ‘anger problems’.
39. Look like you’re smoking pot. Offer him some.
40. Buy him a pet lion.
41. Insist that he take care of it.
42. Encourage him to ‘fulfill Bellatrix’s desires’.
43. When he refuses, ask if he’s gay.
44. Write a letter of peace that looks like it’s from Dumbledore.
45. Make him watch ‘A Very Potter Musical’.
46. Sigh dramatically at that Voldemort.
47. Repeatedly rewind the Quirrel/Voldemort moment.
48. Quote Dobby.
49. Introduce him to Harry/Voldemort and Dumbledore/Voldemort shipping.
50. Use the spell Levicorpus and leave him hanging there in his own bedroom.
51. Make him watch the Harry Potter movies.
52. Set him up on a blind-date with Lucius.
53. Ask him if he has a crush on Tonks.
54. Ginny?
55. Ron?
56. Steal his wand and lock him in a room with a Twi-hard to see who comes out alive.
57. Introduce him to Sauron.
58. Set a boggart loose in his closet.
59. Say that Quirrel is もっと見る attractive than him.
60. When he asks how/why, hold up a picture of ‘A Very Potter Musical’s Quirrel.
62. Ask him to produce a Patronus.
63. Laugh when he can’t.
64. Throw eggs at him whenever あなた feel like it.
65. Let loose the golden mist as seen in Harry Potter and the Goblet of 火災, 火 in his bedroom.
66. Remark on how ‘Voldemort’ doesn’t sound nearly as frightening as, say, ‘James’ または ‘Laurent’.
67. Ask him what his greatest fear is.
68. The dark?
69. Cats?
70. Demand cookies. This is the Dark Side; we’re supposed to have cookies! Where are the cookies?!
71. Pretend to fall in 愛 with Aro/Marcus/Caius/Alec または some other member of the Volturi.
72. Ask him if he wants any drugs. Loudly. In the middle of a meeting.
73. Tie-dye his robes.
74. Burn his wand.
75. Blame Wormtail.
76. Yodel as loud as あなた can at a meeting. Make sure he’s in the middle of one of his ‘Epic Speeches’.
77. Mock his baldness. A lot.
78. Call him ‘The Dark Bore’, ‘The-Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live’, ‘Lord Moldywart’, etc.
79. または ‘Tommy-boy’.
80. Begin to mispronounce simple words like ‘killed’ and ‘the’.
81. Call him a meanie potato.
82. Ask him to give あなた the names of all his Death Eaters. Send the names to Dumbledore.
83. Wonder aloud if he’s really human.
84. Screech at two in the morning.
85. When he asks why, say あなた got bitten によって a gernumblie and felt the urge to talk mermish.
86. Shout "BAAAAALDY! BAAAALDY!" at him in an annoying cockney accent.
87. Draw a scar on his head. When he asks why say "It looks very flattering on you, darling."
88. Write a persuasive essay on why he shouldn't judge all muggles for his terrible childhood.
89. Mock his evil laugh.
90. Ask why he got a nose job.
91. Ask if he knows Edward Cullen.
92. Repeatedly play the song ‘YMCA’ at full blast.
93. Get him to perform karaoke.
94. Ask him what his お気に入り song is.
95. And look disappointed when he doesn't say that it's 'Slytherin Pride'.
96. Lock him in a room with Luna Lovegood.
97. Pretend to be the ghost of Lily Potter. (Or Severus Snape if you're a guy.)
98. Tell him Cedric Diggory’s still alive.
99. Say “I know what あなた did last night.” Wink at Bellatrix
100. Replace his wand with string cheese right before the yearly Harry vs. Voldy battle. (thanks, BellaCullen96)
101. Complete this list.
Thanks to Mrs-Grint for help getting to the end!
I don’t even know why anyone would want to own Twilight.
1. When he’s fast asleep, sound a trumpet right 次 to his ear.
2. Sing “The Song That Never Ends.”
3. At five-thirty in the morning, wake him up, ‘Good morning, dear Lord Snake-face!’
4. Constantly compare him to Darth Vader.
5. Let loose 3,846,729,462 mice in his bedchamber.
6. コート every corner of his headquarters in butter/cheese.
7. Introduce him to Bella/Voldy pairings.
8. Throw water over him. If my calculations are correct, he’d melt!
9. 表示する him Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
10. Sacrifice Nagini to Isis.
11. Try to get him to ride a broom.
12. Tell him Snape’s true nature.
13. Drive the Knight Bus into Headquarters.
14. On the 日 before the full moon, steal all of the Wolfsbane potion, and then lock him in a room with Fenrir.
15. Answer only in rhyme to him, but act perfectly normal to everyone else.
16. Read him the Twilight series.
17. And then 表示する the 本 to Bellatrix.
18. Give Bellatrix a key to his personal chambers.
19. ‘Imperio’ him to Irish River Dance in the middle of one of his ‘Grand Speeches’.
20. Scream and run out of the room whenever he enters.
21. Put a slideshow together of all the times he was defeated.
22. Duct tape him to a chair and force him to watch.
23. Contact a therapist for him.
24. Get him drunk.
25. Make vague allusions to his mother being half-snake.
26. Be in Gryffindor.
27. Get him a wig.
28. A really HIDEOUS wig.
29. Ask him why he can’t defeat a teenager and an old man.
30. Get him a cell phone and call him whenever the urge strikes you.
31. Make sure to hang up randomly.
32. Constantly ask him about his nose.
33. Was it part of a ritual?
34. Did he blow it up?
35. Kidnap a Horcrux.
36. Make sure the ransom is higher than 450 galleons.
37. Force him to come along on your tuba lessons.
38. Buy him a punching bag to help with his ‘anger problems’.
39. Look like you’re smoking pot. Offer him some.
40. Buy him a pet lion.
41. Insist that he take care of it.
42. Encourage him to ‘fulfill Bellatrix’s desires’.
43. When he refuses, ask if he’s gay.
44. Write a letter of peace that looks like it’s from Dumbledore.
45. Make him watch ‘A Very Potter Musical’.
46. Sigh dramatically at that Voldemort.
47. Repeatedly rewind the Quirrel/Voldemort moment.
48. Quote Dobby.
49. Introduce him to Harry/Voldemort and Dumbledore/Voldemort shipping.
50. Use the spell Levicorpus and leave him hanging there in his own bedroom.
51. Make him watch the Harry Potter movies.
52. Set him up on a blind-date with Lucius.
53. Ask him if he has a crush on Tonks.
54. Ginny?
55. Ron?
56. Steal his wand and lock him in a room with a Twi-hard to see who comes out alive.
57. Introduce him to Sauron.
58. Set a boggart loose in his closet.
59. Say that Quirrel is もっと見る attractive than him.
60. When he asks how/why, hold up a picture of ‘A Very Potter Musical’s Quirrel.
62. Ask him to produce a Patronus.
63. Laugh when he can’t.
64. Throw eggs at him whenever あなた feel like it.
65. Let loose the golden mist as seen in Harry Potter and the Goblet of 火災, 火 in his bedroom.
66. Remark on how ‘Voldemort’ doesn’t sound nearly as frightening as, say, ‘James’ または ‘Laurent’.
67. Ask him what his greatest fear is.
68. The dark?
69. Cats?
70. Demand cookies. This is the Dark Side; we’re supposed to have cookies! Where are the cookies?!
71. Pretend to fall in 愛 with Aro/Marcus/Caius/Alec または some other member of the Volturi.
72. Ask him if he wants any drugs. Loudly. In the middle of a meeting.
73. Tie-dye his robes.
74. Burn his wand.
75. Blame Wormtail.
76. Yodel as loud as あなた can at a meeting. Make sure he’s in the middle of one of his ‘Epic Speeches’.
77. Mock his baldness. A lot.
78. Call him ‘The Dark Bore’, ‘The-Man-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live’, ‘Lord Moldywart’, etc.
79. または ‘Tommy-boy’.
80. Begin to mispronounce simple words like ‘killed’ and ‘the’.
81. Call him a meanie potato.
82. Ask him to give あなた the names of all his Death Eaters. Send the names to Dumbledore.
83. Wonder aloud if he’s really human.
84. Screech at two in the morning.
85. When he asks why, say あなた got bitten によって a gernumblie and felt the urge to talk mermish.
86. Shout "BAAAAALDY! BAAAALDY!" at him in an annoying cockney accent.
87. Draw a scar on his head. When he asks why say "It looks very flattering on you, darling."
88. Write a persuasive essay on why he shouldn't judge all muggles for his terrible childhood.
89. Mock his evil laugh.
90. Ask why he got a nose job.
91. Ask if he knows Edward Cullen.
92. Repeatedly play the song ‘YMCA’ at full blast.
93. Get him to perform karaoke.
94. Ask him what his お気に入り song is.
95. And look disappointed when he doesn't say that it's 'Slytherin Pride'.
96. Lock him in a room with Luna Lovegood.
97. Pretend to be the ghost of Lily Potter. (Or Severus Snape if you're a guy.)
98. Tell him Cedric Diggory’s still alive.
99. Say “I know what あなた did last night.” Wink at Bellatrix
100. Replace his wand with string cheese right before the yearly Harry vs. Voldy battle. (thanks, BellaCullen96)
101. Complete this list.
Thanks to Mrs-Grint for help getting to the end!
Well I personally like the epilogue, I mean I 愛 it , I think it's well written and everything, but I feel weird about it becausese I feel like if I'm watching my フレンズ または myself all grown up with kids an everything :D and I don't know it's weird for me, I don't know how I'm going to react when I watch it in DH part 2, it'll be weird for me. I mean we have seen harry, ron and hermione from 11 years old to 17 and then the epilogue they are all grown up and I feel just weird.
Please don't miss understand me. I do like the epilogue :D
Please don't miss understand me. I do like the epilogue :D
If Hp were to have a soundtrack with "real" song's what song's do あなた think would fit each film?
- パラモア : We Are Broken. link (guy voice version)
Goes together with the escalating war happening in OOTP
-Death Cab : I Will Follow あなた Into The Dark
link
I picture Harry in DH surrounded によって his parents, Sirius, and Lupin to this song.
-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
Battle of Hogwarts!
-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
I was thinking this before Harry sees Princes Tale!
- パラモア : We Are Broken. link (guy voice version)
Goes together with the escalating war happening in OOTP
-Death Cab : I Will Follow あなた Into The Dark
link
I picture Harry in DH surrounded によって his parents, Sirius, and Lupin to this song.
-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
Battle of Hogwarts!
-Across the Universe/The Beatles
link
I was thinking this before Harry sees Princes Tale!
Harry Potter sit down and got real to go to Hogwarts. Was he picked up his wand and then noted that something was wrong フレッド had to took his real wand and put a fake one in it’s place.. harry jumped up and yelled at フレッド and saying that if he ever took his wand and placed it with a fake one that he would use a lot of spells on him that would make him not funny. “harry no no I want do it a again I promise ‘ “you better not and don’t think of doing again of I I “ “or want harry can’t think of anythink to do “ 発言しました フレッド “yes I can but I wouldn’t hurt あなた your one of the funniest person I know “
sorry if i made some miskis and stuff this is just part one
sorry if i made some miskis and stuff this is just part one
1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks あなた why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 音楽 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At ランダム times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have あなた left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 登録する あなた for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that あなた have a secret. When they ask あなた what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes によって and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did ファッジ go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
2. Blare loud muggle rap 音楽 from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At ランダム times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have あなた left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to 登録する あなた for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that あなた have a secret. When they ask あなた what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes によって and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did ファッジ go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.
Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.
hi im caitlín and i enjoy 読書 both harry potter and twiight 本 but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing 本 to read and あなた dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!