上, ページのトップへ Ten Signs Your Kid is a Wizard
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. あなた say, "Do あなた think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. お気に入り discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to ハロウィン as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His お気に入り excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. あなた catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late 表示する with David Letterman")
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上, ページのトップへ Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured によって liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. タイトル of his 次 movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd あなた say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late 表示する with David Letterman")
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上, ページのトップへ Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
によって Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
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Narcissa Malfoy's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
によって Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. あなた %!#@&* BRAT!!!
10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
9. あなた say, "Do あなた think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
8. He gets busted shoplifting a newt
7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
6. He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're praying he's just a wizard
5. お気に入り discount electronics store: "The Wiz"
4. He refers to ハロウィン as "amateur night"
3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
2. His お気に入り excuse is that "his homework ate the dog"
1. あなた catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
(From "The Late 表示する with David Letterman")
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上, ページのトップへ Ten Signs the Actor Playing Harry Potter is Too Old
10. Uses magic spell to convince store clerk to sell him beef and cigarettes.
9. Character's trademark lightning-bolt scar is now obscured によって liver spots.
8. He flies around on a magic walker.
7. New movie includes several scenes of Harry shouting at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
6. タイトル of his 次 movie: "Harry Potter and the Quest to see Cameron Diaz Naked."
5. Harry won't shut up about how baseball hasn't been the same since the Dodgers left Brooklyn.
4. Demi Moore has stopped visiting the set.
3. He's the new spokesman for Lipitor.
2. 70 percent of his lines: "What'd あなた say?"
1. He's often mistaken for Letterman.
(From "The Late 表示する with David Letterman")
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上, ページのトップへ Ten Names for Ron, Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and Hermione
によって Bob Sindeldecker
10. Black's Avengers
9. Potter's Raiders
8. Dumbledore's S.A.S.
7. Order Of The Veil
6. Mysterious Six
5. The Vanquishers
4. The Inner Circle
3. The Potter-Granger Group
2. The Thestralliers
1. Harry's Heroes
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Narcissa Malfoy's 上, ページのトップへ Ten Disgustingly Cute Names for Draco
によって Bob Sindeldecker with help from David Middleton
10. Ickle-Drakey-Wakey
9. Drakey-Dookie-Diddy-Dums
8. Drakey-Diddy-Dobby-Doo
7. Snoogie-Woogie-Drakey-Poo
6. Drakey-Dinky-Dookie-Doodums
5. Drakey-Poopsie-Oopsie-Goo
4. Drakey-Dimsy-Mimsy-Doo-Doo
3. Drakey-Doody-Sweetie-Dookums
2. Dipsy-Doopsy-Drakey-Poo
1. あなた %!#@&* BRAT!!!
