ハリーポッター Article: ファン Fic: Why Snape's Hair is So Greasy

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posted by saraandjess2448

first years Snape and Lily are sitting によって the lake at Hogwarts

Lily: Sev, あなた look depressed. Is something going on?
Snape: *sighs* Its just, あなた got sorted into Gryffindor. Everyone thinks I shouldn't be your friend.
Lily: well, I am. Whether everyone likes it または not.

*Snape and Lily look out onto the lake. James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus pass behind them.*

,Sirius: *yells* Hey, James, look, it's Lily Evans!
James: *yelling also* Hey, Evans! Why're あなた hanging out with slime like Snivellus? Come hang with us!
Snape: *whispers* see? Your people are doing it, too!
Lily: Just ignore them, they'll go away eventually...

~Five 分 later~

James: Ugh, this is POINTLESS! She's so BORING! *yells* I got better things to do than wait for Buzzkill Evans! Later, Buzzkill, Snivelly.
*The Marauders leave, leaving Snape and Lily alone again.*

Snape: Dont worry about them. They're jerks.
Lily: *brushes Snape's hair behind his ear.* Youll be my friend. Always.

Snape has never washed his hair since that incident. Which is sweet in a really gross and weird way.

[ コメント if あなた think I should write もっと見る fanfic!!!

hermionicole, angelbarbie20 and 6 others like this

LUV_4_BIEBER O.o

dexisawesome Aweshume!

scrubby21 haha, makes sense! xD

saraandjess2448 that was the first time I wrote Hp fanfic... You like it?

thejokersgirl13 Aw, that's SO ADORABLE!

saraandjess2448 alright my computers acting up so this is like my fifth time trying to type this out... I am really going through a rough time right now (those of you who know me personally know what I'm talking about) so it's comforting to see that not everyone hates me and my work. So, to thank you all for your compliments, another fanfic or HP version of a song will be up by this Friday! Keep checking the "most recent" list for my next article!

MoonshoesPerry Oh my Rowling, I LOVE the fact that you included the term "buzzkill"; now I can fangirl over two things at once!

DramaQueen1020 Haha! Silly!

hermionicole so cute! >_<

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Analyzing Dumbledore: His life, lies and secrets

posted by elsafan1010

Heyyy I'm back from holiday! I missed 書く記事 so much! Throughout holiday, I continued thinking of ファンポップ and 記事 ideas through my head. Oh, phew! I'm not running out of them. Because I analyzed Albus Dumbledore in my head and diary, and ready to post it on Fanpop.

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posted by elsafan1010

Bellatrix is so gorgeous, but Voldemort is so ugly :/

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Why I don't like Ginny Weasley

posted by elsafan1010

the only weasley I don't like

So I know I'm gonna receive a lot of hatred for this, but I actually dislike Ginny Weasley. I don't hate her, the series are full of characters I cannot relate to または just don't like for some particular reason, for example Cho is one of them.

When I tell someone I dislike Ginny, they start to answer me like this:

"Go read the books!"

This definitely was worse for me. I disliked book Ginny more, and I got it the moment I finished 読書 the Chamber Of Secrets. She didn't even do anything in the book. It was all Harry saving her and she trembling all the book.

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Debunking The Theory That Ginny Gave Harry A 愛 Potion

posted by LowriLorenza89

There is a 人気 theory among non-Harry/Ginny-fans that Harry only fell for Ginny as a result of her giving him a 愛 potion. They claim that Harry's feelings developed too suddenly to be natural and that Ginny was obsessed and desperate enough to do this in order to win Harry. They also claim that the prevalence of 愛 potions and potions in general within Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince hints that a 愛 potion was used. The theory is particular 人気 among film-only fans.

The first problem with this theory is that Harry's behaviour doesn't match that of the only other example...

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25 Things あなた May または May Not Have Known About Harry Potter

posted by starxroyale

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Hagrid didn't have his own Patronus.

Ordinary people see an old abandoned 城 in the place where Hogwarts should be.

J. K. Rowling shares a birthday with Harry.

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Professor McGonagall was once a talented Quidditch player herself, but stopped playing after she had an ugly fall in her final...

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Examples Of Ring Composition Within The Harry Potter Series

posted by LowriLorenza89

This 記事 was inspired によってコメントによって Pensieve_Seeker. It lists 40 examples of ring composition within the series.

1. Voldemort's first defeat is discussed in the first chapter of Philosopher's Stone. He returns in Goblet of 火災, 火 and is defeated for the final time at the end of Deathly Hallows.

2. Harry sees his late parents in the Mirror of Erised in Philosopher's Stone. He sees them again via Priori Incantem in Goblet of Fire, and again through use of the Resurrection Stone in Deathly Hallows.

3. Harry becomes an orphan at the start of the series, and in Deathly Hallows his godson, Teddy...