Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
あなた know!
あなた know who?
It's okay, he's dead! あなた can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are あなた absolutely certain あなた want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do あなた get when あなた クロス Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
あなた know!
あなた know who?
It's okay, he's dead! あなた can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are あなた absolutely certain あなた want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do あなた get when あなた クロス Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
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How do あなた know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and あなた run outside looking for an owl.
あなた ask for a ほうき for Christmas.
あなた sort everyone あなた meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
あなた went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
あなた were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
あなた were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
How do あなた know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and あなた run outside looking for an owl.
あなた ask for a ほうき for Christmas.
あなた sort everyone あなた meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
あなた went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
あなた were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
あなた were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
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Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, あなた were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long 前 I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!