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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for あなた after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw あなた leave with Harry!Where did あなた all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did あなた do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy あなた three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no もっと見る people to annoy.I do enjoy making あなた angry."
"So I guess あなた don't wanna hear the story then,do ya Em?" I said
"Now when did あなた hear me say that? Come on, tell us!"
We told them the story of what happened and they were both freaked out,well Emily at least, Nix was just doing her own thing,as always.
"What!They have a giant 3-headed monster in the school?"
"Well that sounds like a fascinating creature. Maybe I should tell my father about it."
"Um,okay あなた do that.But get this, we think it's guarding something." 発言しました Hermione
"Well whatever it is it's well guarded cause I am NEVER going back in there again!"said Michy
"What's wrong?Don't want to pay big ol' Fluffy another visit" I say "Nah, I'm only kidding I don't want to either.One of the scariest things in my life!"
While Hermione slept,we kept on talking about what could possibly be under the trap door.I am a very curious person, and the trapdoor was really getting to me, I couldn't let it go for anything in the world.Well except for another nightmare.
It was pretty much the same like the last one, except it was Michy instead of Harry, and surrounding her were the people I never wanted to see again, The ones that taunted me for 2 years,before I came to Hogwarts.They were just there, laughing with her, like they did before.I wish I could turn them into toads so bad, and then I woke up. I wiped the sweat trickling down my forehead and cleaned of the eye boogers before finally changing and going down to breakfast.

* * *
All through the 次 day,I couldn't help thinking about what happened last night,and my dream. I walked into the Great Hall for breakfast and found I wasn't the only one thinking about the giant dog.Harry and Ron were deep in discussion about it.
"It's either really valuable または really dangerous" 発言しました Ron
"Or both" 発言しました Harry
"Are あなた guys talking about what was it that was guarded によって the giant fluff ball?"
"Yeah, and Harry suspects its what Hagrid took from the ボールト, 金庫, ヴォールト that almost got robbed, remember?"
"Oh yeah. あなた really think it's that?"
"I don't think.I know" assured Harry
Meanwhile Hermione and Michy were the least bit interested of what was under the giant dog.All Michy cared about was never crossing paths with it again and Hermione was refusing to speak to any of us, which is actually a good thing cause who wants a bossy know-it-all to follow あなた around? All I really wanted was to get back at Malfoy, and well a week later I succeeded.
* * *
As the owls flooded into the Great Hall as usual, and long,thin package carried によって six large owls was the big attention-grabber.I was just as interested as anyone else,but I decided not to 表示する it,but that didnt stop me from being amazed at the fact that it landed 次 to me, right in front of Harry.Right after the owls left another owl dropped a letter on 上, ページのトップへ of the package.Harry looked at the paper as if it was a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's チョコレート Factory,which made me wish Hermione would turn into a giant blueberry, and that Malfoy would be deemed "Bad Egg" and be thrown into a furnace.

(I DONT KNOW IF YOUVE WATCHED A VERY POTTER MUSICAL'S SEQUAL BUT I GOT THAT FROM THERE, CASUE RON SAYS IN THE MIRROR OF ERISED HE SEES HIMSELF THERE EATING A ブルーベリー HERMIONE)

Harry showed Ron and me what it said:

DO NOT OPEN THE PARCEL AT THE TABLE.
It contains your new Nimbus Two Thousand but I don't want everybody knowing you've got a broomstick または they'll all want one. Oliver Wood will meet あなた tonight on the Quidditch feild at 7:00 for your first training session.

-Professor McGonagall

"A Nimbus Two Thousand!" Ron moaned enviously."I never even touched one!"
We left the hall as fast as we could,wanting to open it before class, when we were blocked によって Malfoy and his idiots.He grabbed the package from Harry's hand and felt it.
"That's a broomstick,"he said,throwing it back to Harry with a mixture of jealousy and spite on his face. "You'll be in for it this time,Potter,first years aren't allowed them."
Ron couldn't resist a comeback.
"It's not any old broomstick"he 発言しました "it's a Nimbus Two Thousand.What did あなた say あなた have at home, Malfoy,a Comet Two Sixty?" Ron grinned at Harry "Comets look flashy, but they're not in the same league as the Nimbus"
Oh come on Ron!You idiot. あなた just gave him something to get back at you.You never gloat about a material object unless あなた have it,especially if you're poor.    
"And how would あなた know,Weasley,you couldn't afford half the handle," Malfoy snapped back "I suppose あなた and your brothers have to save up twig によって twig."
I knew he was gonna say something like that. Before Ron could answer,Professor Flitwick appeared at Malfoy's elbows.
"Not arguing I hope,boys"
I cleared my throat.
"And girls" he adds after spotting me and Alison.
"Potter's been sent a broomstick,Professor" 発言しました Alison. What a snitch.
"Yes,yes that's right Ms. Finnigan" 発言しました Flitwick, beaming at Harry.Wait. SHE'S Seamus' sister?No wonder he 発言しました he doesn't get along with her. He told us she was in Slytherin, but this is just horrible.
Flitwick continued to talk."Professor McGonagall told me all about the special circumstances, Potter. And what model is it?"
"A Nimbus Two Thousand,sir"said Harry. I was fighting not to laugh at the look of horror on Malfoy's face. "And it's really thanks to Malfoy here that I got it,"he added.
We headed upstairs, trying to hold our laughter, me not succeeding,from Malfoy's obvious rage and confusion.The funniest was what we overheard after Flitwick left.
"Calm down Drackie, it's not good to get that angry."
"Shut up Alison!"
Oh man!Drackie? Really?She must be tight now.
"It's true though.If he hadn't stolen Neville's Remembrall I wouldn't be on the team."
"So I suppose あなた think that's a reward for breaking the rules"came an angry voice just behind us.It was Hermione, stomping up the stairs following us.

"I though あなた weren't speaking to us?" 発言しました Harry.
"Yes,don't stop now"said Ron "it's doing us so much good."
Hermione marched away with her nose in the air.

(BY THE WAY, BEFORE あなた GUYS HASSLE ME SAYING THAT CHARLIE AND THE チョコレート FACTORY WAS MAD IN LIKE 2005, あなた SHOULD KNOW I WAS REFERENCING THE 1970'S ONE, WHICH I 発言しました BAD EGG INSTEAD OF BAD NUT, あなた KNOW WHAT I MEAN IF YOU'VE SEEN BOTH)
Chapter 8: Fluffy The Frightening Fluffball

After flying lessons I was able to find Harry.I ran up to him and hugged him so hard I almost knocked him down.
"What's this for?" he asked. I let go.
"I thought あなた were gonna be expelled!" I said. Then I punched him on the shoulder
"Ow!What was that for?"he asked
"That's for making me THINK あなた were gonna be expelled!"I 発言しました "Please don't do anything like that again. And if you're not being expelled, then why did McGonagall need you?" I asked
"I promise I wont do anything to get me expelled and she wanted me to 登録する the Quidditch team.
"Quidditch?Oh,...
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1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. あなた know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the 作者 J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s お気に入り beast from the series is the...
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Chapter 7: First 日 of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well もっと見る like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much もっと見る
important! あなた really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...
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I'll make this short but why did the 映画 do this. In the 本 Padma Patil was a ravenclaw while in the 映画 she was gryfindor.Now just like how Harry's eyes are green in the book and blue in the movie (yes I know Dan cant wear the contacts) but it is , in my opinion ANNOYING! Whats with all these stuff ups?

I mean in deathly hallows part one Harry was himself not barry. I mean WTF? Also in Prisoner of Azkaban in the quidditch match, cedric caught the snitch as Harry fell. But in the 映画 he got struck によって lightning.

Obviously someone else in the world thinks that the 映画 stuff ups a little annoying. Does anyone agree/disagree i want to hear. (Please dont be offensive though and have 前 at my intelligence, its happened before and quite annoying)also I know the 映画 are great so dont think i hate them.
It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared によって and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.

Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" 発言しました Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if あなた ever want to see your parents again あなた will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" 発言しました James.

"This doesn't add up" 発言しました Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." 発言しました James. "We will!" they all 発言しました in unison.
Now first of all let me state that I’m a true harmony ファン and I hate any other shippings of girls with Harry. Because I am firm believer that harry is for hermione and no one else can come between them!
Now getting on to the point, before I read HBP I never bothererd to even give a 秒 thought for Ginny weasley. Who was she any ways? I never bothered for her at all. So I dindt in any way notice her. But the thing started in HBP and I grew so sick of her!

Now lets see how ginny weasley came into the story!
Until the Chamber of secrets, ginny was just like any other muggle mentioned in the...
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I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the 本 または in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the 記事 as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the 本 are the tier 1 canon and the 映画 only the tier 2 または 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...
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"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally.Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform あなた that あなた have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a 一覧 of all
necessary 本 and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl によって no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...
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He’s back.

And Naperville was there to welcome him.

More than a thousand ファン of the world’s お気に入り wizard gathered at Naperville’s AMC Showplace Theatre for the midnight premiere of “link” It is the first installment of a two-part film, based on the final book in the J.K. Rowling series.

Many in attendance had pre-purchased their tickets weeks 前 and started arriving at the south Naperville cinema as early as 6 p.m. Thursday. An 時 before the scheduled release, ファン were seated in eight of the 16 theaters, and additional showings were scheduled for 3:15 a.m. Friday.

While striped...
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The seventh (and penultimate) film is 発言しました to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they 検索 for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...
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C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on イボタノキ, プライベート Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's フレンズ four nights 前 and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...
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posted by hannahbanana99
I first thought Harry Potter was really stupid. Then one 日 it was on ディズニー Channel and there was nothing else to watch so I watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone. At the end of the movie I was shocked. I LOVED IT!!! I got the whole series of 本 and got 1-5 the 映画 for Christmas. Now I read each book 3 times and probably know every single word for the 映画 1-6. I am so crazy for harry potter that i did this. There was a harry potter and the half blood prince movie 表示中 time at 3:00 a.m.!!!!!! Me and my cousin (18 yrs. old counsin) stayed up till 2:45 in the morning and went to go see harry potter 6 at 3 in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was so intrested in the movie i didnt even fall asleep. We were the only ones in the movie theatre
Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's ハート, 心 if あなた get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and 表示する yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...
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Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter または A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man によって man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...
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I do not own Harry Potter, または A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame または a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...
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Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the 日 they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his 年 in there but focuses on the 日 they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...
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posted by e2mma2weasle3
10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a もっと見る capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter ファン type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up ニンファドーラ・トンクス in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; あなた can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter 本 and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from あなた (Example: When in a car または an elevator). If あなた don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and クリスマス and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their お気に入り song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their 受信箱 with...
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1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall 発言しました that her 全体, 全体的です OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When あなた ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells あなた it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are あなた so upset? I thought あなた valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...
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I have loved harry potter sinse i first saw the movie. I read all the 本 14 times each. there so good. My favourite character is Lucious. he is so cool. i also like voldemort,hes cool. Its the best. I went to c the new movie and its soooooo good. I 愛 harry potter.it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
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