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11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter 本 in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight 映画 got him after the Harry Potter 映画 were finished with him.

3. 一覧 other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that あなた think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, あなた don't like yourself....

Okay. I know what あなた are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 記事 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 一覧 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 愛 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start 書く about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the タイトル to errors.

My apologise to Twilight ファン if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 本 like twice this 月 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole 一覧 on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 本 to be scientifically accurate. But if あなた plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

Okay, I'm going to give reasons why each book is better in this article. Then, comment, argue/contradict my points, and start a reasonable ディベート (not a fight) on the コメント board, please!
PRO TWILIGHT
I'm not a big Twilight fan, but I can try to come up with some reasons:
1.Bella's emotions are described in depth, leaving no area unexplored. We know exactly how she feels at every second, whether she is gazing at Edward または making noodles. (this could also be a drawback-you can't have a story be completely emotion and no story)
2.Love? Well, Edward and Bella are in a relationship where they...

I made a 一覧 of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If あなた can give explanation answering the 質問 ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky 質問 because there are a lot of 記事 about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter ファン respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell あなた which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...

95 Reasons Why Twilight Sucks
Opinion によって BedIntruder 投稿されました 4 hours 前


1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides によって calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies によって 書く about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The 本 aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken によって the end of the...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that あなた arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and あなた will 愛 it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to あなた that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe あなた didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. または maybe あなた didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But あなた get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her フレンズ - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 読書 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 林檎, アップル on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my 書く folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with あなた guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella によって Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until あなた agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn あなた into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told あなた I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, あなた crazy witch
Now it's raining もっと見る than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been 書く a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 全体, 全体的です story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight によって just "letting her characters handle the plot". There によって making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write ファン fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good ファン fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie あなた want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 一覧 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced によって Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 本 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, あなた see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter ファン are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 記事 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores あなた または is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 愛 with あなた — and あなた are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells あなた to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 愛 of your life. あなた should stay with him since he will keep あなた 安全, 安全です forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...