Harry Potter Funnies!

Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

Question number one: ヴァンパイア hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach あなた that your ハート, 心 pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since ヴァンパイア hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, または blush, または anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is 発言しました several times in the book.

Now, call...

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule または point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight ファン and some new Harry Potter ファン here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my 前 article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to オックスフォード English Dictionary...