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1. he/she just 発言しました "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 発言しました that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff または hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot もっと見る then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

Well I've been 書く a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 全体, 全体的です story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight によって just "letting her characters handle the plot". There によって making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write ファン fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good ファン fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie あなた want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

First, let me get this straight: I'm not a ファン of Twilight. In fact, I hate it. But I can see why everyone's so hyped up about it.

You see, I've recently been introduced to a new theory- The Twelve-Year-Old girl theory. It's mostly used in music, like for 人気 アイコン like Hannah Montana, Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, but Twilight also fits into this catagory.

What is the Twelve-Year-Old girl theory, あなた might ask? Well, let's just look at people at the age of twelve first. When あなた turn twelve, you're on the thin line between childhood and the teen years. You're young and vulnerable,...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 一覧 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced によって Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 本 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, あなた see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter ファン are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 記事 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores あなた または is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 愛 with あなた — and あなた are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells あなた to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 愛 of your life. あなた should stay with him since he will keep あなた 安全, 安全です forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell あなた that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 読書 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

Okay sorry Twilikers. But あなた need to here the facts. Harry Potter is the best selling serous ever. Deathly Hallows is the fasting selling book ever.

Okay. So why is it when I type in "100 resons Twilight is better then Harry Potter" there is one vpage and for a start there aren't even a hundred resons. Most of them all same the same thing. Twiilight's better because everyone's hot. They are??. Good readers tend not to notice.

It's a 愛 story. So is Harry Potter but it's not full in your face. It comes in gentle as the charcters get older, as the 本 移動する on. And have あなた seen all the different...

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested によって the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. オオカミ get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper 表示する up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...

I am sure lot of あなた won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These 本 are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of 愛 and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However あなた have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two 星, つ星 crossed 恋愛中 and the obstacles faced によって them. HP...

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I 愛 あなた もっと見る than あなた can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an 時 snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his シャツ off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...