WHOA Bellatrix is going to be PISSED!

This 記事 was actually wriiten によって an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i 投稿されました it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the 記事 proves that even though あなた 愛 twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was あなた one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop 読書 it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER あなた DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking ホーム from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and 発言しました friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of 本 they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my お気に入り book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the ショップ he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell 次 to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man 発言しました looking at the ショップ owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

This 記事 was NOT written によって me. I found this somewhere else as a コメント and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight ファン will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

I'll tell あなた my story. I 愛 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 日 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 芝居 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 本 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that 発言しました 'Move over Harry Potter'. I ロスト my remaining...

I've been seeing this 質問 a lot lately. Twilight ファン don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this 記事 in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No もっと見る than a month. But Bella...

Okay. I know what あなた are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 記事 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 一覧 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 愛 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start 書く about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the タイトル to errors.

My apologise to Twilight ファン if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 本 like twice this 月 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole 一覧 on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 本 to be scientifically accurate. But if あなた plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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116. "BTW Twilight is the bestest film ever" I get really frusterated when soomebody compares the films instead off the movies. And whats worse is that あなた arent giving any reasons. "Stop hating, pick-up Twilight, actually read it and あなた will 愛 it and stop hating Twilight". Has it ever occurred to あなた that twilight haters have read the whole series? Like me? "HP is all around boring and it is made for younger children". I dont understand how Harry Potter can be so boring. Maybe あなた didnt keep up with the amount of action and romance and magic and the mystery. または maybe あなた didnt read...

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But あなた get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her フレンズ - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 読書 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 林檎, アップル on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

I discovered these song spoofs in my 書く folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with あなた guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.

Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella によって Rihanna)-

You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until あなた agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn あなた into a vampire
Because

[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told あなた I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, あなた crazy witch
Now it's raining もっと見る than ever
But we’re...

Well I've been 書く a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 全体, 全体的です story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight によって just "letting her characters handle the plot". There によって making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write ファン fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good ファン fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie あなた want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 一覧 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced によって Harry Potter in Lit Circles

    Two 本 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, あなた see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

My cousin says we, Harry Potter ファン are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!


(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 記事 HERE, sorry if used without permission)


HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
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** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
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** ******: duh! nonsense!
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Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores あなた または is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 愛 with あなた — and あなた are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells あなた to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 愛 of your life. あなた should stay with him since he will keep あなた 安全, 安全です forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell あなた that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 読書 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...