Greetings, new follower:
If あなた are 読書 this letter then あなた have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If によって some unprecedented chance あなた are 読書 this and あなた have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest あなた put down this letter and leave now, または the consequences for あなた will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.
Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which あなた must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate fatality last week,...
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