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posted by bri-marie
Note: I originally had this as a question, but I guess it was too long, so I'm re-posting this in an article.

質問 number one: ヴァンパイア hearts don't beat, correct? Correct. I believe this is mentioned several times. Now, in health class, they teach あなた that your ハート, 心 pumps and makes your blood flow, correct? Correct. So, it stands to reason that, since ヴァンパイア hearts don't beat, they don't have blood flow, correct? Yes. So, they have no blood flow, no circulation. They cannot bleed, または blush, または anything related to circulation, yes? Yes. This is 発言しました several times in the book.

Now, call me crazy, but don't chemicals and blood flow cause erections?

Most people know that erections are caused によって the flow of blood into the three chambers of the penis. The corpora cavernosa are two columns of spongy tissue that make up 90 percent of the erectile tissue of the penis. The corpus spongiosum surround the urethra and holds only about 10 percent of the blood present in the penis during erection.
During arousal, the smooth muscles lining the veins of the arteries begin to relax. This relaxation causes blood to flow in. The veins of the penis begin to constrict; thus, blood can get in much もっと見る easily then it can out. The penis can hold 10 times the amount of blood when it is erect as opposed to when it is not erect. After orgasm, the veins and arteries return to normal and the blood flow returns to normal. Prostate cancer treatments can affect the flow of blood into the penis. Prostatectomy has been known to divert the flow of blood into the penis while radiation treatment has been known to cause arteriosclerosis, which is the hardening of the arteries.
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So, Edward doesn't have circulation, no blood flow. He does not have a working ハート, 心 to ポンプ blood through his body, much less to his penis. So, how does he get an erection?

質問 number two: Through the entire series, Smeyer/Bella put an emphasis on how cold Edward is. When they are laying together, Bella is wrapped up in a blanket, to keep her body warm while laying 次 to the アナと雪の女王 Edward, yes? In Eclipse, when they are in the tent, Jacob comes in and lays with Bella to keep her warm because Edward can't. Because he's so cold.

So, it stands to reason that all of Edward's body is an icicle, yes? So, since he can't lay with Bella on a ソファー, ソファ with her clothes on because he's afraid she'll freeze, how do they manage to have sex? No, think about it! He's an icicle, frozen. His freezing cold, naked body is pressed against Bella's naked body. How does she not freeze?

Also, since his entire body is freezing, it stands to reason that his penis would be too. Even if he MAGICALLY managed to get an erection, it would be freezing cold. Wouldn't that be similar to sticking a Popsicle into her vagina? I can't imagine that would be too pleasurable, so, how does she stand it?

質問 number three: Jasper has the scars from when he was turned into a vampire. Esme still has the left over pregnancy fat from when she was pregnant. This carried over with them when they are changed, yes? So why does Bella, who was torn open from the inside out, have no scars nor a gaping hole in her tummy?

質問 number four: How does having too many chromosomes create super creatures?

Chromosomal abnormalities usually result from an error that occurs when an egg または sperm cell develops. It is not known why these errors occur. As far as we know, nothing that a parent does または doesn’t do before または during pregnancy can cause a chromosomal abnormality in his または her child.
Egg and sperm cells each contain 23 chromosomes. When they 登録する together, they form a fertilized egg with 46 chromosomes. But sometimes something goes wrong before fertilization. An egg または sperm cell may divide incorrectly, resulting in an egg または sperm cell with too many または too few chromosomes.
When this cell with the wrong number of chromosomes joins with a normal egg または sperm cell, the resulting embryo has a chromosomal abnormality. A common type of chromosomal abnormality is called a trisomy. This means that an individual has three copies of a specific chromosome, instead of two. For example, individuals with Down syndrome generally have three copies of chromosome 21 (though a small number of cases are caused によって chromosomal rearrangements).
In most cases, an embryo with the wrong number of chromosomes does not survive. In such cases, the pregnant woman has a miscarriage. This often happens very early in pregnancy, before a woman may realize she’s pregnant. もっと見る than 50 percent of first-trimester miscarriages are caused によって chromosomal abnormalities in the embryo (1).
Other errors can occur before fertilization. These errors can alter the structure of one または もっと見る chromosomes. Individuals with structural chromosomal abnormalities usually have the normal number of chromosomes. However, small pieces of a chromosome (or chromosomes) may be deleted, duplicated, inverted, misplaced または exchanged with part of another chromosome. These structural rearrangements may have no effect on a person if all of the chromosome is there but just rearranged. In other cases, the rearrangements may result in pregnancy loss または birth defects.
Errors in cell division can occur soon after fertilization. This can result in mosaicism, a condition in which an individual has cells with different genetic makeups. For example, individuals with the モザイク form of Turner syndrome are missing an X chromosome in some, but not all, of their cells. Some individuals with chromosomal mosaicism may be mildly affected, but the severity of the condition depends largely on the percentage of abnormal cells.
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According to every doctor ever, too many chromosomes create problems, not cool superpowers.

Note: I know it's fiction, and Smeyer can bend the laws of human health to fit her story, but I know a lot of 赤ちゃん who have chromosomal problems. To me, it seems like she's making light of these issues. There is nothing “extraordinary” about having a baby with too many chromosomes. It does not give them superpowers and this was something that was easily researched. Hell, she could have just used the phrase “magic” and no one would have thought twice.
Yeah, I know there's already one of these in this club, but I'm going to do another one. :)
Just a few points on certin parts of Twilight.

Bella Swan-
Oh dear me, Bella Swan. When one says her name, what comes to your mind? A young heroine? A clumsy sweetheart? または perhaps a useless idiot?
For me, the latter comes to my head. I don't like Bella as a person, and feel she is lacking in certin qualities I admire in the hero of a story. But, why should the main character be a good person in order for the storyline to be good? I myself, am a huge ファン of the Harry Potter books, do not like Harry himself...
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posted by slytherin713
Twilight または Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books または movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a 愛 triangle.
ME: Well...HP has 愛 triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...
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People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.


Also, they say that the Twilight 本 have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in 愛 and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....
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1. When a twilight ファン says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 質問 about twilight that あなた can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book レポート on the most boring 本 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that あなた hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 本 make want to poke...
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posted by twilightlover73
WARNING This 記事 might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a ファン of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling あなた this because you'll read and コメント anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' 愛 leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like あなた did.

Edward, あなた think you're hot when あなた sparkle?...
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posted by KateKicksAss
I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got ホーム and began 読書 Twilight, and then when I was...
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A few years back I read an 記事 about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the 記事 says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. 最近 reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...
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So, あなた like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this ファン club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew 次 to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...
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posted by spongebob105
Did あなた ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As あなた can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore 発言しました that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that または act twards that person. WELL HE DID!



He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!


Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if あなた want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives アドバイス as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts または sits all 日 drinking ビール and watching...
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 She's pro-Twilight!
She's pro-Twilight!
So yes... this is the interview I did with KatiiCullen94... enjoy! I added a few pics as well.

 Her お気に入り character: Jacob Black
Her お気に入り character: Jacob Black


1) What is your reaction for winning FOTM?

Well, I'm awfully surprised, and Happy. I've never won または parcipated in something like this. Like I'm responsible for the FOTM for the Kristen Stewart Club, but I'm the Interviewer not the other way round. I diddn't think I was even nominated :)

2) Tell us about yourself.

Well, My name is Kaitlyn. But my nickmane is Keppie (K-Kaitlyn, E- Elizabeth, PP-Pead, IE- Cause it's cute)
I'm 16, And I'm Australian. That's the basics....
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posted by KateKicksAss
**If Twilight HAD gone this way, we wouldn't have gotten past book one!**


Bella: *walking into Forks High School* Oh, look, that guy is kind of hot. His name's Edward? Oh well, who cares anyway? There's もっと見る to life than hot guys. または guys in general.

Bella: Oh, look, i'm really 人気 for some reason. Well, these people seem okay. I'll be a good friend, and not ignore people または treat them like crap, and DEFINITELY not ditch them to hang out with my some guy.

Edward: I 愛 あなた Bella. Hey, wanna go out with me?

Bella: Um, creepy much? *sigh* Fine, i'll go out with you.

Bella: Okay, you're nice...
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posted by Aquilia
Oh do あなた not see, the language so cruciated,
によって your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do あなた believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then あなた are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't あなた see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do あなた not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope あなた hear, I must hope あなた see.
But I think, あなた only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid ファン in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a ファン of both.But if あなた would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do あなた dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the ヴァンパイア there sparkle , like this Twilight ファン could just say 'because Harry has a scar' または 'because they go to a school of magic' または 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so あなた can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask あなた nicely and be thankful if あなた could tell me why あなた don't like it at all/hate it.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
First I would like to thank あなた for taking the time to read my letter. It means a lot to me. In this letter, I would like to explain why I do not like the Twilight series and how it did have room for improvment.
The main problem I had with the series is how Bella and Edward's 愛 is shown to be ideal, when in fact, it's unhealthy. Throughout the books, we do not get any insight on their hobbies and likes/dislikes. The problem with this is that we do not know if Edward または Bella share any common interests to be considered perfect for each other. In fact, they only had...
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posted by GemonkDruid
Twilight fans, this is a ディベート spot. So DEBATE. There are a few issues I see at this spot concerning あなた guys:

- Saying it's better because Edward/Jacob is hot

Okay, those kind of arguments are instantly invalid, coz beauty is subjective and depends on one's perspective. Also, can あなた actually SEE what they look like in the book series? Nope. And the inside of the person is what really counts.

- Saying it's better coz it's a 愛 story

What Bella and Edward have is not love, it's infatuation. They only like each other because of how the other person looks like/smells. They never chit-chat like...
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When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight ファン then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were 書く によって e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is 書く about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...
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posted by rangarajvignesh
The World is flat!
    Well, I know あなた 質問 my sanity, now. Obviously, the world is round and that’s a proven fact, from the moment Galileo stepped out of his ship. And now, there’s a 質問 again. Is the World really round? I hate that word, really. The word which gives rise to a lot of 質問 and seeks for explanations.
    ‘Imagination is もっと見る important than knowledge,’ 発言しました a wise man once. And, it’s true. Well, あなた need not be aware of the complications of four-dimensional 宇宙 fabric to accept this theory. What all あなた need to...
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posted by emilykuru
BELLA 白鳥, スワン _ part 1

Ummm…. What can i say about her………….er…….nothing interesting but i can 表示する u guys why she spoils the story


1.she is a hopeless char.she degrades herself,

2.she is stupid 2 leave her mom and come to forks when she begs her 2 comeback.

ok! if u guys say that it was because of the 愛 for renee then it is totally wrong.

which daughter who loved her mom so much as to go 2 the place which she considers
hell just for her moms happiness would forget all about renee when jumping off a cliff to hear edwards voice.
doesnt she always worry in the story that she has...
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posted by harrypotterbest
There is, in the world, a girl called Z-----. もっと見る commonly known on this website as Best, that is the name that shall be used for this anti story.
Now, when best was 11 years old, she had read all the Harry Potter books, and loved them. I’m talking about waiting for her Hogwarts acceptance letter to come and carving wands. She truly loved the series. In 2009, she went to a wedding. Her aunt there had read the Harry Potter books, except for the last one. She also had a cousin there, who was a huge ファン of Twilight. Now, at that time, best hadn’t read Twilight. Her aunt was also a huge fan...
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