Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me リスペクト for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way あなた verbally attack Twilight fans. The way あなた threatened their lives によって tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb によって limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me リスペクト for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking あなた because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your コメント accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! あなた didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me リスペクト for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. あなた 発言しました a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot もっと見る of that. I especially like that part where あなた 発言しました Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where あなた complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where あなた 発言しました Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that あなた used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight ファン are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me リスペクト for my images:
“I like that picture あなた 投稿されました of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter ファン just 愛 reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me リスペクト for my images:
“You 投稿されました that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore 発言しました it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets 投稿されました three times a day, but it needs to be 投稿されました 50 times a 日 until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me リスペクト for my picks:
“I 愛 all those anti picks あなた 投稿されました in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if あなた think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any 本 so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way あなた defended yourself without cursing like all those HP ファン did. That obviously means you’re もっと見る mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me リスペクト for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way あなた verbally attack Twilight fans. The way あなた threatened their lives によって tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb によって limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me リスペクト for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking あなた because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your コメント accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! あなた didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me リスペクト for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. あなた 発言しました a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot もっと見る of that. I especially like that part where あなた 発言しました Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where あなた complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where あなた 発言しました Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that あなた used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight ファン are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me リスペクト for my images:
“I like that picture あなた 投稿されました of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter ファン just 愛 reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me リスペクト for my images:
“You 投稿されました that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore 発言しました it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets 投稿されました three times a day, but it needs to be 投稿されました 50 times a 日 until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me リスペクト for my picks:
“I 愛 all those anti picks あなた 投稿されました in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if あなた think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any 本 so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way あなた defended yourself without cursing like all those HP ファン did. That obviously means you’re もっと見る mature than them.”
But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter または the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would あなた prefer to read the new adventures of ツグミ, 突発 after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," または to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!
And how can あなた imagine もっと見る of these stories? Let go of the ファンタジー and ... "write" あなた Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!
Did あなた ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As あなた can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore 発言しました that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that または act twards that person. WELL HE DID!
He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if あなた want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105
He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if あなた want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105