WARNING This 記事 might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a ファン of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling あなた this because you'll read and コメント anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' 愛 leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like あなた did.
Edward, あなた think you're hot when あなた sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in 愛 with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of あなた to fall in 愛 with someone who is five 分 old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because あなた fell in 愛 with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, あなた call yourself and your clan vampires? あなた guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of あなた not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, あなた barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think あなた should pay もっと見る attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than クイーン Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, あなた think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your 尻, お尻 on 火災, 火 in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, あなた do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, あなた have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than あなた in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave あなた an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for あなた kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a 表示する off as Edward. あなた think you're so pretty and all? Well あなた know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked あなた for is that あなた used to hate Bella. But yet again, あなた USED to hate Bella, あなた don't anymore so I don't like あなた at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for あなた Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if あなた ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but あなた didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy くま, クマ reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think あなた have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get 人気 and cool によって organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if あなた think you're cool you're wrong. I can call フレッド and George and make あなた guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If あなた have any もっと見る additions, feel free to tell me in the コメント and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' 愛 leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like あなた did.
Edward, あなた think you're hot when あなた sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in 愛 with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of あなた to fall in 愛 with someone who is five 分 old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because あなた fell in 愛 with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, あなた call yourself and your clan vampires? あなた guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of あなた not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, あなた barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think あなた should pay もっと見る attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than クイーン Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, あなた think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your 尻, お尻 on 火災, 火 in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, あなた do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, あなた have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than あなた in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave あなた an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for あなた kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a 表示する off as Edward. あなた think you're so pretty and all? Well あなた know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked あなた for is that あなた used to hate Bella. But yet again, あなた USED to hate Bella, あなた don't anymore so I don't like あなた at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for あなた Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if あなた ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but あなた didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy くま, クマ reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think あなた have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get 人気 and cool によって organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if あなた think you're cool you're wrong. I can call フレッド and George and make あなた guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If あなた have any もっと見る additions, feel free to tell me in the コメント and I'll add them to the letter.
I'm going to start doing 記事 like this because I think it's fun and I just wanna see who thinks one character is better than the other.
Before あなた guys start, let me tell あなた my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.
Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)
Before あなた guys start, let me tell あなた my opinion. I think that Bellatrix is the better villan because she's mean, crazy and cruel but also happens to have good fighting skills, even though I hate her for hurting Hermione. She's also not afraid [potterheads correct me if i'm wrong] to kill others. She pretty much has the ultimate personality and guts that Villaness's have.
Those are my opinions. Now... feel free to add yours!! Enjoy:)
first off i would like to say that i used to like t but everyone ruined it.
hp is so much better because its about friendship and standing up for your self it shows fear and judement and kind and tenderness which in twilight its just about useing people to benifit あなた and doin iti mean in twilight, it takes edward and bella what a week to fall in 愛 it takes ron and herimone over 7 years and harry starts to relize he loves ginny after 5 years! and not to mention hp is fun for everyone some people might be afraid of the fact of a man eating vampire watching them not knowing when there going to attack out of hunger. so when あなた "twilight" ファン find some real evidence that twilight has any real moral to it let me know cause i really like to know wat あなた think. または just コメント on this 記事 PEACE, sy-sy
hp is so much better because its about friendship and standing up for your self it shows fear and judement and kind and tenderness which in twilight its just about useing people to benifit あなた and doin iti mean in twilight, it takes edward and bella what a week to fall in 愛 it takes ron and herimone over 7 years and harry starts to relize he loves ginny after 5 years! and not to mention hp is fun for everyone some people might be afraid of the fact of a man eating vampire watching them not knowing when there going to attack out of hunger. so when あなた "twilight" ファン find some real evidence that twilight has any real moral to it let me know cause i really like to know wat あなた think. または just コメント on this 記事 PEACE, sy-sy
