(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)

1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.

2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over お茶, 紅茶 and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)

3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.

4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"

5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.

6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.

7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

8: Jasper gets eaten によって a giant marsh-mellow.

9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"

10: Rese-thingy (You know. Bella and Edward's kid) becomes allergic to animal fur. So everytime she kisses Jacob she sneezes.

11: Bella will go to Hogwarts. The Sorting-Hat will explain it doesn't sort muggles. Bella points to Cedric. "So why is he there?"

12: Bella ditches Edward, because she fancies シュレック who is "way hotter".

13: Everytime Bella and Edwrd kiss, a group of chickens come and start singing: "What The Hell"

14: Edward should sing in a church choir. Everytime somebody sneezes, he starts glittering (I know, random!).

15: All of the above should of really happened!