Credit: Me Myself and I
1. あなた throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. あなた wear at least some black every day.
3. あなた rip your clothes on purpose.
4. あなた call people あなた don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. あなた yell "CRUCIO!" at people when あなた get mad.
6. あなた carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" または an "L", あなた accidentally type out a Bellatrix または a Lestrange instead.
9. あなた think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever あなた mention her, your フレンズ roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. あなた call your お気に入り teacher Voldemort.
12. あなた constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, あなた get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are あなた sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. あなた faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. あなた write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells あなた he can't deliver it.
16. あなた jump every time あなた hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your モットー is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. あなた name または plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. あなた suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. あなた get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when あなた get mad.
21. あなた lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something 上, ページのトップへ secret in your vault.
22. あなた accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. あなた have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that あなた can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", あなた jump and exclaim that あなた already killed Sirius.
25. あなた call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
26. あなた get mad when people tell あなた that you're in perfect mental health.
