Flippy in jungle

A warning before we continue: THIS IS PART TWO OF A FANFIC I AM WRITING. IF あなた HAVEN'T READ PART ONE, TURN BACK NOW. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

(We continue as Fliqpy(he flipped out in part 1) and Splendid are about to fight. I'm in a nearby house, but as a Generic 木, ツリー Friend(as it stands), I have no lines. I do, however, have a video camera. Wait'll the news gets this footage!)

Splendid, in a voice befitting an English-speaking Godzilla, but a tad もっと見る high-pitched: Everyone evacuate your homes! What is about to happen will turn this immediate area into a wasteland!...

あなた are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy 木, ツリー フレンズ history, あなた will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the アンケート I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy 木, ツリー Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

Starring: Flippy, Splendid,...

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if あなた say Vietnam he'll stab あなた with a fork
if あなた say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if あなた call for help he'll stab あなた in the butt.
Never run because あなた know he'll catch you
he might torture または just plain kill you.
Run for cover, もっと見る like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if あなた run または cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...