Rachel: I've been waiting for this moment since my dads took me to see Celine Dion's world tour, "Let's Talk About Love". Kurt, we have to get in.
Kurt: New York is so glorious. It's like just yesterday we were there, prepping for Nationals...(He comes into realization about what happened at Nationals.) And then we ロスト because あなた had to leave your mark on my brother's face--
Rachel: Now's not the time to discuss this. We have to make it. We just have to!
Kurt (raising a finger): Hold it right there, woman child. Of course they're going to choose us. I mean, we're both equally talented.
Rachel: Yes, we are...except your voice lacks in the years of training that I've had.
Kurt (rolling his eyes): And あなた lack in any form of patience.
Rachel: True.
(They walked down the hall and had a discussion together.)
Rachel: So...prepping for New York is going to be a lot of work.
Kurt: Of course it is. I mean, I have to sort all of my things at home, pay for plane tickets, get a place in New York to live--
Rachel: I thought あなた agreed that we'd be roommates.
Kurt: I thought Finn told me that あなた snore.
Rachel: Of course not. Snoring is not ladylike.
Kurt: Plus あなた tend to work on 歌う vocals at 6:30 p.m. every night like you've been telling me for the past one hundred glee/グリー club meetings that we've had, and I wouldn't want to go to sleep to someone yelling in my ear.
Rachel: Oh, forget あなた then!
Kurt: Maybe あなた don't know me that well. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I would appreciate a nice beauty sleep every night, okay?
Rachel: What's in it for Rachel Berry?
Kurt: あなた have enough, don't あなた think?
Rachel (mumbling to herself): I'm not spoiled.
Kurt (checking his phone): Well, looks like someone has plans for me tonight.
Rachel: Blaine? What did he say?
Kurt: Why do あなた want to know?
Rachel: He's asking for a booty call, isn't he?
Kurt (scoffs): Please, like あなた know what that even is. あなた and Finn have hardly interacted with each other for the past few weeks.
Rachel: You're one to talk. あなた haven't talked to him in months!
Kurt (silent for a minute): Oh yeah, I remember. (The actor that plays him, Chris Colfer, gets out of character and whispers to the side.) F*cking Ryan and his continuity.
(Chris Colfer changes back into character in a quick second. Rachel shook her head in disappointment.)
Rachel: Things have been getting distant, though. Ever since I've been preparing to go to NYADA, there hasn't been much of a spark. What about あなた and Blaine?
Kurt: Other than this text, nothing. I'd be very busy, too. Sometimes even he would lose interest.
Rachel: Terrible shame for the both of us.
Kurt: Totally.
(Later that day, Blaine was invited to Kurt's house to help each other study.)
Blaine: Did あなた find the answer to number 15 yet?
Kurt (flirtacious): No cheating, remember?
Blaine (rolling his eyes): We're not in school, Kurt.
Kurt (let down): Oh...okay.
(As Blaine continued to work, Kurt tried his best to get him interested. He runs his fingers up and down Blaine's arm.)
Kurt: あなた know, my dad doesn't get back ホーム for a while, and Finn is over at Rachel's house. We're all alone. あなた don't mind if we play a little...house?
Blaine: Dude, we're in high school. That baby stuff has passed us already. Grow up.
(Upset, Kurt continued working on his homework.)
Blaine: Hey, do あなた know what--
Kurt: No!
Blaine (to himself): What's with him?
(At Rachel's house, she and Finn are working on applications for college and doing homework. Rachel smiles at Finn, waving her fingers at him.)
Finn (confused): Uh...hey, Rach.
Rachel (flirtacious): Say it again.
Finn: What?
Rachel: Say my name, Finny bear.
Finn: Uh, I'd rather not.
(Rachel crawls closer to Finn on her bed, and tried tousling his hair.)
Rachel: Come on, あなた know あなた can't resist...
Finn: Actually, I kinda can for now.
(Silence.)
Rachel: Ah, screw it.
(The 次 day, Finn and Kurt are hanging out によって the lockers.)
Kurt: あなた having problems, too?
Finn: Yeah, Rachel's been 芝居 weird lately.
(The boys are silent for a minute.)
Kurt: So...what about?
Finn: Why are あなた 芝居 so random?
Kurt: What do あなた mean?
Finn: Well, you're 芝居 like two people in an elevator, talking small talk.
Kurt: Well, we hardly spent もっと見る than 5 分 with each other...if that makes any sense.
Finn: Truthfully, it doesn't.
Kurt: I knew you'd say that.
(Silence.)
Finn: Seriously, Rachel keeps wanting to get under the covers with me. The first time we had sex, I threw up after she pounced on me when she tried to stick my...(He makes a noise.) up in her...(He makes another noise.), あなた know?
Kurt (silent for a second): Ew.
Finn: Exactly! I can't take it anymore.
Kurt: Well, I've been trying to get Blaine in the mood, but he seems to ignore me sometimes. I don't get why.
Finn: Maybe it's your reenactments of old romance musicals.
Kurt: Shut it, Finn!
Finn: What? Every time I try to sleep, all I hear is your opera-like voice when you're trying to do it. That's sick.
Kurt: What's sicker is あなた and Rachel joining fat lips right in front everyone, and あなた jizzing your pants every time she gets on あなた late at night!
(Silence. The two stare at each other and lean on the lockers again.)
Kurt: God, we have issues, do we?
Finn: Blaine and Rachel have done something to us, I bet.
Kurt: Damn the two of them.
Finn: または it could be just us.
Kurt: Either one.
Well, what did あなた think? I hope あなた like it!
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