Kurt (in a somewhat high voice): こんにちは there, old friend. あなた need a shoulder to lay on? Dory wants to be a friend to ya! What do ya say?
Blaine (annoyed): あなた do realize that "Finding Nemo" is so 10 years ago?
(Blaine closes his locker and starts walking. Kurt follows beside him.)
Kurt: あなた liked it last night.
Blaine: What do あなた mean? We didn't see each other last night.
Kurt: Um, yes we did.
(There was a sudden flashback to last night at Kurt's house. The two were in Kurt's bedroom, listening to loud 音楽 and watching "Entourage" at the same time. At exactly 11:15 p.m., Blaine turned the TV and radio off, and starting hiding under the covers. Kurt goes behind him with the plush Dory.)
Kurt: Dory's hungry, Blaine. Wanna know what that means? (He gets into his high-pitched voice.) Dory's coming for ya!
(Blaine giggles and tries to keep Kurt from tickling him, but fails.)
Blaine (drunk): Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Dory, あなた hyper son of a bitch! I 愛 あなた so much.
(He and Kurt start to キッス and make out.)
(The flashback ends.)
Blaine (silent and confused): My mind's completely blank.
(Silence.)
Kurt: Still, what's the problem?
Blaine: My brother. He thinks he's better than me.
Kurt: Oh, how silly. What makes あなた think that?
(The boys turned to a man, Cooper Anderson as he walked down the hall towards Blaine. Kurt has a surprised look on his face.)
Cooper: What's up, bro?
Blaine: Nothing much. Uh...Kurt, this is my brother--
Kurt: Cooper Anderson?!
Cooper (winking and pointing at Kurt): あなた know it.
Kurt (grinning happily): Oh, my gosh! I watched あなた in the commercial. あなた were so amazing!
Cooper: Thank あなた for the kudos.
Blaine: Kurt, maybe we should--
Kurt: Not now, Blaine. I'm dying to get to know もっと見る about your brother.
Blaine: But we were going to--
Kurt (stepping towards Cooper, speaking fast and excitedly): Please, can I get your autograph? When are あなた free for lunch? Look, I'll give あなた my number, and あなた tell me the time and place. Or, if it's easier, we can text each other about your 次 new projects, and I'll be there to help you. We'll be like best friends! This is so amazing!
(Kurt pulls Cooper away and continues having a conversation with him. Blaine, irritated, walks away によって himself. Quinn and Tina are standing によって the front door, watching Cooper walk away with Kurt.)
Quinn: He's so cool.
Tina: I watch his commercials all of the time.
Blaine (to Tina and Quinn): Did someone make あなた come here to make me feel もっと見る pitiful?
Tina: No, we were just--
Blaine: Just leave me alone.
(Blaine walks out of the door. Quinn folds her arms.)
Quinn: This screws.
Tina: Tell me about it.
Quinn: Tina, shut up.
(The 次 day, Blaine is in the auditorium によって himself looking at his schedule for the 次 week.)
Blaine (to himself): Man...do I really have to sing that much?
(At that moment, Cooper walks in.)
Cooper: Can we talk?
Blaine: About your 次 audition? I'd rather not.
Cooper: No, about you. あなた seem kinda...I don't know, let down.
Blaine: And guess who's fault that is.
Cooper: あなた mean me? I was just helping out these hopefuls with their futures. What's bad about that?
Blaine: あなた taught Brittany and the Irish kid to wink after each of their sentences. Real actors don't do that.
Cooper: How would あなた know?
(Blaine starts to speak, but Cooper cuts him off.)
Cooper: And no, you're not gonna get out of character at this point just to prove a point to me.
Blaine: Anyways, not only あなた teach my フレンズ the wrong things, but あなた always tell me what I'm doing wrong and sometimes upstage me.
Cooper: I was just trying to help. I didn't mean to hurt あなた like that.
Blaine: Fine, but just don't--
(At that moment, a casting agent walks in the auditorium to greet Cooper.)
Agent: Hey, are あなた Cooper Anderson?
Cooper: Yes.
Blaine: Excuse me, we're--
Agent: We need あなた for a role in a comedy TV show. Are あなた willing to audition?
Cooper: Of course. What do I audition for?
(Afterschool, Cooper and Blaine are in the studio, looking at the script for the TV 表示する the agent was talking about.)
Cooper: Well, this seems...okay, I guess.
Blaine: Who's the co-star?
(At that moment on the set, Sue wakes up in ベッド in nothing but a white robe. She turns to the director.)
Sue: Okay, are we gonna get this over with? I have an ultrasound to go to.
Blaine's Thoughts: Crap...
Well, what did あなた think? I hope あなた liked it.
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