Hehehe Funny FMA!

Sorry to keep あなた all (BeastBoyCahill x3) waiting. But none the less, here it is. :P

“Oh dear lord, this is almost worse then the bra.” Envy winced
“’N I was like baby baby baby oh no-o!” Lust sang
“Yeah, and I’m like oh no-o, you’re stupider then I thought tho-ought!” Envy continued the song.
“You don’t like my bras and あなた don’t like JB, wtf do あなた like!?” Lust shouted
“Ya know, if you’re still pissed about losing the bet あなた should get over it, I man you’re never gonna get those bras back!” Envy hissed
“Never say never.” Lust grinned and broke into song...

Envily "Safe, In My Arms"


Emily and Envy walk down the path in the woods heading for the city. Emily pulls out her watch and Envy looks over her shoulder at it. "It's getting late, hopefully we can get ホーム before dark." Envy looks up at the sky, dark clouds are moving over head. "If anything, lets hope it doesn't rain." Emily stiffen up. "R-Rain...you mean like a storm?" Envy nods "Yeah, we're probably even get some lightning." Emily's voice shacks "I...maybe..maybe we should take shelter." Envy laughes. "We don't need shelter, it's 4not an earthquake または anything." Emily looks up at the black...

This is part 1 of my response to NaokoElric's rant about sexism in FMA, link While I admit my initial reaction to her rant was a bit knee-jerk ("WHAAAAAT OMG NO FMA IS NOT SEXIST WHAT PLANET IS SHE FROM HOLY ARAKAWA"), it proved to be a fun and interesting challenge once I gave it a chance. It forced me not to take FMA for granted and really look at the content, and helped me gain a greater appreciation for it and a better understanding of why I believe what I believe in.

I thought it'd be interesting to share the rant rebuttals over here and see what あなた guys think about the issue. I'll post...

Title: Edward vs. Edward
Author: Dearheart
Rating: Rated G for Giggles! :D
Summary: Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.

This goes out to all of あなた who are Team Edward...ELRIC!! Because when HE glistens in the sun, IT'S BADASS. No offense to the Twilighters, but our awesome, butt-kicking, short-ranting Ed was around long before Mr. Sparklepants was even a speck of glitter in Stephanie...